Webmaster's Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Liza New, Oct 22, 2009.

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    A lady was asking people about her (recently) lost son....If any saw him?
    A webmaster replied her.... Madam! go your home and start PC and ask to google.com
     
    Liza New, Oct 22, 2009 IP
  2. crivion

    crivion Notable Member

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    #2
    haha really good one
     
    crivion, Oct 22, 2009 IP
  3. izzatz13

    izzatz13 Active Member

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    #3
    thats just plain cruel answer..haha
     
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    itismine Active Member

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    LOL,Funny but I could not understand the relation between webmaster and the google.
     
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  5. diiiii

    diiiii Peon

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    i don't get it....
     
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    SCLocal Notable Member

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    #6
    That joke was horrible, but perhaps that's just in the translation from your native language, right?

    Here's my contribution:

    Q - What's the difference between a seo consultant and a used car salesman?
    A - The used car salesman knows when he is lying.
     
    SCLocal, Oct 22, 2009 IP
  7. GUESTID

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    #7
    Haha this one was nice!
     
    GUESTID, Oct 22, 2009 IP
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    #8
    HAha nice...
     
    qastex, Oct 22, 2009 IP
  9. YugoSlavac

    YugoSlavac Well-Known Member

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    #9
    Now, that's a REAL Webmaster's joke. The original poster most likely translated the joke from his/her language to English, and that's probably why it's so choppy.
     
    YugoSlavac, Oct 22, 2009 IP
  10. bean81

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    #10
    great reply
     
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  11. Mr. Gill

    Mr. Gill Active Member

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    #11
    What a dead joke. How is that funny
     
    Mr. Gill, Oct 23, 2009 IP
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    #12
    Its a good joke hahahahaha
     
    virtual-vice, Oct 23, 2009 IP
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    Patricianian Well-Known Member

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    #13
    lol, this one is funny :) and true in most cases ;)
     
    Patricianian, Oct 23, 2009 IP
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    #15
    if it wasn't a dead link redfox
     
    Last edited: Oct 23, 2009
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    #16
    no video in sight.

    how bout this one

    How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?







    Answer: 15. You need 1 to do the keyword research to make sure you’re changing the right light bulb, one to optimize the light bulb, and 13 to get the links.
     
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    #17
    haha cool joke wemaster and lady son
     
    Jalpari, Oct 23, 2009 IP
  18. Love*

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    #18
    The ridiculous grammar usage killed the joke. :(
     
    Love*, Oct 23, 2009 IP
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    #19
    its really nice answer but why u post in this section ?
     
    newlogo, Oct 23, 2009 IP