Webmaster's Joke Thread

I thought these were going to be jokes about webmasters. Anyways, I'll make one up

Here goes .......

6 months ago ..... a guy heard about making money online and he came to DP

He saw around 50 threads from people who made 5000 dollars in a month with top secret methods

He said to himself ...... "This making money online is great"

He then got a pm from a guy with zero posts which promised to tell him how to make 10,000 $ in 1 month

He said to himself "Oh man, this making money online is a gift from the gods"

So where is this guy now ...... ?

Posting in all content creation section threads "Pm me plz. I do good job"

Update:
..... oh ..... he's banned now

Moral of the story : Making money online is not for idiots regardless of the sales letters that say " So easy that an idiot could make money online with it".

 

ack! LOL! best joke ever

 

Good joke here.
I like this joke.

 

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate and ate. Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away. She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As she looked around wondering what to do, she spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. She climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once she got airborne, she would be able to take flight. Unfortunately she was wrong and she dropped like a rock, and smashed when she hit the floor. Dead!

ARE YOU READY FOR THE MORAL OF THE STORY?

Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shi*t.

 

Hey , very funny nice one mate.

 

man this is possible the longest joke i've ever read