Way to stop Terrorism: Burying Muslim Terrorists In Pig Skins

LMAO,True,they dont get laid so they cause all this trouble.

 

I cought my boss's wife cooking bacon a couple months ago! I went over to his house to get something for work, I walk in and :::sniff sniff:::

"WTF, are you cooking bacon?"

As I walked into the kitchen, my nose was correct, there was 6 pieces of huge ass bacon on the skillet. This wasn't even normal bacon, this shit was like super sized bacon a 1/4 thick. He started stuttering and acting weird. You would have thought I just walked in on him having a gay orgy or something. It was pretty funny.
Sorry for the ramble...

 

I think pigs are intelligent and innocent creatures. If god exists, they deserve a place in heaven more than most people do.

 

No, it won't deter them at all. Its not as if they are wearing the pigskin knowingly. They are being forced after their deaths which means they are not doing it on their own accord.

 

The pig skins would be worn "knowingly" though as the terrorist would know what will happen to him before he dies, so in effect he would choose to wear one.

 

It still wouldn't matter because they would be fighting for their cause. If, in doing that they find themselves in that predicament, in their eyes, it would stil be OK because they would become martyrs. They would see taht God would absolve the "sin" of wearing pigskin because they had to fight for the cause.

 

It's still a good idea; what's the worse that could happen?

A) A terrorist gets buried in a pig skin.

B) Muslims start burning embassy's in protest (even though a terrorist can't be muslim)

 

No, what I am saying is that this idea by the Russians wouldn't have had any effect whatsoever in disuading the Chechens.

 

Your boss really like bacon. Has he tried canadian back bacon? Its good with a molson.

 

It will deter most of them. The soul of the dead terrorist will smell the stench of the pig skin and will be greatly disturbed. Disturbed and unclean souls are not accepted in heaven.
They don't want nervous souls in paradise with unclean thoughts and terrorist deeds.
So the souls of the dead terrorist will reside in its decaying material body wrapped up in pig skin for a long, long time. That’s much more painful than just feeling the physical pain when dying in a matter of seconds.
Heaven is not a place for terrorists.

 

LOL very good idea. - and some cool pics in this thread too

 

Are footballs in the NFL still made out of pigskin?

 

No idea. I can say one thing, I have never had the privilege of eating bacon like she was cooking. It was rich people bacon

They asked if I wanted some but it was only half done and I was in a hurry, I should have waited