Way to stop Terrorism: Burying Muslim Terrorists In Pig Skins

Burying Muslim Terrorists In Pig Skins

On the Wall Street Journal's Best Of The Web column James Taranto links to this report that the Russians are burying the Chechen hostage siege terrorists in pig skins:

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security forces have decided to bury the terrorists from last's week's hostage siege wrapped in pig's skin. The aim is to deter potential Islamic terrorists from future attacks.

Shahidi (Jihad martyrs) believe by their nefarious acts that they ascend immediately to heaven. Using their beliefs against them, wrapping their corpses in 'unclean' pigskin prevents them from entering heaven for eternity. James Taranto thinks this is a fine idea and points out that if real Muslims couldn't possibly be terrorists its not like the Russians are insulting Islam. (by contrast I don't think religions deserve special immunity from insults in the first place)

We're not sure how reliable this report is, but the idea of burying terrorists' remains in pigskin seems like a good one. Of course, some might object that insulting someone's religion--even a terrorist's--is an ugly thing to do. But are terrorists really Muslims? After all, Islam is a religion of peace, right? Who first used this technique? Well, to best of my knowledge it was US Army Colonel Alexander Rodgers who was fighting Muslim Moro rebels in the Philippines in 1911.
.......http://www.parapundit.com/archives/000507.html

No vergins for them.

 

George Patton had a good way too. Bullets dipped in pig's blood.

Both are right of course. Take away the hope of virgins and they have nothing else to kill others over. Would be nice if islamic countries would setup some brothels to give sexually frustrated young men something to do besides bomb building.

 

So thats why miss piggy never wore a burqa?

 

Brilliant idea, i must admit!
Shame we don't do that here, in Israel.

 

Don't forget that Jews are as much against pigs as muslims.

 

You can't be muslim & a terrorist anyway as many (if not all) muslims claim on DP so your are right.

Burying them in pig skins is a great idea.

 

It is a great idea but the ACLU would have a field day. The military got in trouble for telling the Fedajeen (sp?) that they had small dicks to get to to come out of hiding so they could pop them off like gophers.

It's an ideological war but we have too many whiners these days to use their religion against them.

 

Hahahaha,

Just shows how desperate these infidels really are if they can stoop to such low levels.

Since when have the Chechens been regarded as terrorists anyway. They are considered to be separatists and their targets are the Russian Army who are the real terrorists and who have commited genocide in Grozny.

Of course the stupid infidels in this thread will not know this.

The same stupid infidels will also not know that Russia in 2050, will be a Muslim majority state: http://www.asiantribune.com/index.php?q=node/211

He who laughs last......

Oh, BTW. The martyr does not need to be given a ritual bath as the Angels themselves come from the heavens to purify him, so burying a martyr in pigskin or even a dead pig is of little or no consequence and would not deter any Muslim wishing to sacrifice his life for the defence of his land and people.

 

Great post. There was also a colonel who either was in the Mexican expedition or another war.. i think it was blackjack pershing who did that same method with the same group of people and it had great results.

gtech is also right about Patton. no wonder the germans feared him. was it because he used washington diplomacy to win wars? hmm no.. but that's what we're doing now.

 

Who is that dude in ur avatar by the way?

 

I think that would be disrespectful to pigs. Hopefully they would not kill any pigs specifically for this purpose.

 

Of course you would say such a thing. I mean some of you lot even mate with pigs and other farm animals right?

 

joey porter, best nfl linebacker to ever exist ever.

he defines smashmouth football.

 

I respect pigs much more than terrorists. No, I don't know of anyone that has mated with one. Funny you would even think of that, are you attracted to them in a sexual way or something? I hope not.

 

Burying muslim terrorists in pig skins is a good idea. If it stops one attack it will be worth it.

 

And Bin Laden is a freedom fighter right?

I won't be surprised if FBI (or the secret service of your country) nocks on your door one morning and takes you for questioning.

 

Here are the muslim angels coming from heaven for your "martyrs":

 

Eye witnesses said this special angel (for special martyrs only) took al zarqawi to heaven.





Where his virgins were waiting for him.

 

I don't give a damn about that. Bacon is tasty. I see no reason why not to eat it

I see someone hit a nerve there, Hamba.
Are you preparing yourself to be a martyr soon, by any chance ?

Good point!

 

Kinda of reminds me of the muslim man who had sex with a goat then had to marry it