Wanted: Funny content writer with an attitude?

Discussion in 'Content Creation' started by jumbo, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. #1
    Hi

    I am looking for a very different kind of writer. Someone who can write in a funny way with a cheeky attitude.

    Think of the Crazy Frog character? If he had an attitude what would he say - thats the style and tone I want.

    If the above does not explain what I am looking for PM me and I will show you a few samples.

    If you think you fit the bill then PM me sample, rates and time taken.

    cheers
     
    jumbo, Apr 15, 2007 IP
  2. jumbo

    jumbo Active Member

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    #2
    Posting to my own thread - but please those who are going to PM me send a sample which demonstrates what I need as described. I don't want to read the standard stuff please.

    Either that or ask me to show you what I mean by funny content with attitude and I will point you in the direction - you can then tell me if thats up your street.

    thanks for reading.
     
    jumbo, Apr 15, 2007 IP
  3. internetauthor

    internetauthor Peon

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    #3
    I might be what you're looking for. Did you see my special offer?

    Thanks!
    Rebecca
     
    internetauthor, Apr 15, 2007 IP
  4. MaryMary

    MaryMary Prominent Member

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    #4
    LOL I sent you a private message asking for these same things while you were typing this one.

    Mary
     
    MaryMary, Apr 15, 2007 IP
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    Mental Peon

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    #5
    IM interested. PMing you.
     
    Mental, Apr 15, 2007 IP
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    #6
    I am interested...just would like to see an idea of what you have in mind so I can better understand what, exactly, you are looking for. :)
     
    mizmoon, Apr 16, 2007 IP
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    hmc Peon

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    #7
    Im interesting too. How much you will pay per post/article?
     
    hmc, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    jumbo Active Member

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    #8
    Thanks to everyone who have shown an interest. I am currently travelling and hope to make a decision by this weekend.

    Initially I will be trying at least a couple of the posters here.

    cheers
     
    jumbo, Apr 17, 2007 IP
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    Mmarc Peon

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    #9
    Jumbo:
    If you are still looking, I am an available writer, new to this forum. I'd be willing to take a look at your writing sample, and see if my style fits.

    Feel free to PM me.

    Mike
     
    Mmarc, Apr 17, 2007 IP
  10. Grayscale

    Grayscale Banned

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    #10
    Greetings. I can provide you with 15 500+-word high-quality original custom articles for an inexpensive price tag of $150 and a turnaround time of 3 days. This means that my copywriting services go for an inexpensive $0.03 per word.

    I use intensive research methods, such as Google relevant searches and Google's free keyword tool, so as to fully SE-optimize the content that I create for my clients. I do this by keying in the keyword/s that my clients have specified at the start of the working engagement for each article, figure out the writing style that is integrated on the top relevant search results, use Google's free keyword tool to use relevant keywords, analyze the most suitable keyword and relevant keyword densities to be integrated on each article, come up with sensational angles for each topic assigned by the clients, and create high-quality original custom content for each article.

    I create high-quality original custom content by integrating writing styles that are intended for both web crawlers and people. I assure the technical accuracy of the content I create by basing the facts on each of my articles from reputable sources of information. I then assure the overall quality of my work by intensive proofreading methods, as well as with the use of MS Word's grammar and spell checking tool. I also adhere to the clients' terms regarding word count by using MS Word's word count tool.

    Finally, I assure the originality of the content I create by using www dot articlechecker dot com for this. After each of my articles has passed the aforementioned website, I post it on a blog account of mine that serves the purpose of posting the content I create, publishing it, then using www dot copyscape dot com to double check its originality, and subsequently delete the posting if it passes copyscape's originality-checking systems. This is the time I submit the day's workload to my clients.

    The same rate of $10 for each 500+-word article goes for a longer working engagement with me. I can accept payments through xoom.com, which can be securely paid by PayPal account holders, since my country, the Philippines - the third largest English-speaking country in the world, does not have a working PayPal system yet, or at least Philippine PayPal account holders cannot receive fund transfers as of the time being. In addition, I would have to request weekly payouts since I have to face daily cost of living standards here in my country.

    I have attached published samples of my work with a private message to you, sir, and I can create custom samples at a 50% discounted price tag. I do hope you consider my proposal. Thank you very much for your time.

    Regards,

    Marx Vergel Melencio
    marx_melencio at intelligraph dot biz

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    Grayscale, Apr 20, 2007 IP