Want to Make Money? Promote your Business like the Pro's!

Discussion in 'ClickBank' started by bigkhong, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. #1
    Join our community of over 100,000 members and get the following:
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    · FREE Life-Time Multiple Income Portfolio
    · FREE DigiStore loaded with over 10,000 Products & Services
    · FREE Business Success Tips
    · FREE Enrollments SPILLOVER into Your Downline
    · You can find the perfect Income Opportunity
    · You can get Unlimited Website Traffic
    · You can get Unlimited Banner Impressions
    · You can put your businesses on AUTO-PILOT, Set-And-Forget!
    · FastTrack your business with STEP-BY-STEP instructions
    · Three ways to earn, including $1 Million Residual Income
     
    bigkhong, Jun 11, 2008 IP
  2. nadavs

    nadavs Active Member

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    Please answer one question: how stupid do the people on this forum look?

    nadavs
     
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  3. NCMedia

    NCMedia Well-Known Member

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    Oh YEAH?!!?

    **Taken from another thread I made a while back**

    I have devised the-most-brilliant-and-automated-way-to-make-money-online! I want to share it with everyone because I now made my millions and want you to make yours too!

    Now there is only one catch - of course - but don' worry:

    *You don't have to PM Me

    *You don't have to buy anything

    *You don't even have to read anything

    *All you have to do is look at your bank account and watch cash pile up!!

    *You don't have to submit articles

    *You don't have to make adwords ads

    *You don't have to sign up to anything or opt-in anywhere

    *You don't have to do A THING! ALL YOU DO IS WATCH CASH PILE UP!!

    *I am so confident that you will make a million, that I offer a full money back guarantee - wait a minute - it's free - but I'll still offer a refund, you invest nothing - so I will give you 100% of your 'nothing' back if you are not satisfied.

    *You don't have to click on any links

    *You don't have to make landing pages or fumble with codes

    *You don't have to make videos/audios/flash pieces or submit them

    *You don't have to EVER look at a computer again!!

    *Yep - YOU - my friends are only moments away from discovering my ultra new super steroid tactics that will PUMP cash into your accounts faster than you can 'refresh' your page!! Don't believe me yet? Keep reading...

    *You don't have to have a paypal account

    *You don't have to have a physical address

    *Heck - You don't even have to be human for this one - so if you're green - it's OK!

    *You don't have to speak English - or speak any language

    *You don't have to meet an age limit, height limit, IQ limit or otherwise

    *You NEVER have to message anyone - Instant CASH - yep - In your account!

    *You don't have to be a benificiary to any deceased pretend family member

    *You will not have to show any ID or cross any borders or cash any checks

    *You do not even need a bank account!!?! Can YOU - believe it?! This is the bestest system I've ever launched and am guaranteeing YOU - that - YOU will make money online and finally be able to stop your dreaded hamster wheel life! WOW!

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    *This is the most lucrative and high paying post on DP - I pwomise - YOU WILL get paid - I will fly to see you personally, and hand you over a suitcase full of money EVERY time you do NOTHING at least ONCE a day!

    *I even have 16 testimonials from happy NOTHING doers who are living life like they always imagined - DOING NOTHING! You can read them once you are in my inner circle, I'll even jump on the phone with you to reassure you that NOTHING is great and an easy thing monetize!! It's all about NOTHING!

    *My top affiliate earned $16,389,188.00 on his THIRD DAY! I have proof! He's that guy that everyone knows, you know, John...! He's so filthy rich now that he NEVER even goes outside, he's just lazy and sleeps in PILES of CASH all day - he smokes though - but that's ok because he ACTUALLY SMOKES $100 BILLS!! Imagine being THAT rich!! Doing NOTHING?!

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    Why are you still reading? Don't you want MONEY - Go! Do NOTHING!!
    NC. **Anytime you see a link/pm bait thread - copy and paste the message above CO/NCMEDIA
     
    NCMedia, Jun 11, 2008 IP
  4. crystalgrid

    crystalgrid Active Member

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    wow NC... nice work :D
     
    crystalgrid, Jun 11, 2008 IP
  5. lemonarian

    lemonarian Peon

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    One word: lol.
     
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  6. CBbox

    CBbox Peon

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    #6
    Join our community of over 100,000 members and get the following:
    · FREE to Start EARNING an Online Income
    Free to start earning ? Sounds weired.

    · FREE DigiStore loaded with over 10,000 Products & Services
    WOW, ten thousands of products and services, that is huge !!

    · FREE Business Success Tips
    Business tips ? Great, what business do you have ?

    · FREE Enrollments SPILLOVER into Your Downline
    I don't understand, must be some great things

    · You can find the perfect Income Opportunity
    PERFECT ? I like when everything is perfect

    · You can get Unlimited Website Traffic
    Unlimited free traffic ? WOW !!

    · You can get Unlimited Banner Impressions
    Unlimited Banner impression, I want them real bad.

    · You can put your businesses on AUTO-PILOT, Set-And-Forget!
    Aupilot ? you mean free money on autopilot ? That is great, why don't you set one for yourself and go take a vacation ?

    · FastTrack your business with STEP-BY-STEP instructions
    Is it a sh*t or Craps !!
    · Three ways to earn, including $1 Million Residual Income
    Blank, can't think of anything.
     
    CBbox, Jun 11, 2008 IP
  7. megarudy

    megarudy Active Member

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    Please forgive the mate. 31 posts, you can absolutely tell that he is new here.


    Norb I love that part.
     
    megarudy, Jun 11, 2008 IP
  8. blaine78

    blaine78 Active Member

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    Lol! thats a good on!
     
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    grover69 Peon

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    Too funny!
     
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  10. bunch

    bunch Peon

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    :p How look do you think we stupid?:confused:
     
    bunch, Jun 11, 2008 IP