Selling Want a College Education & Nearly a Decade of Writing Experience For Less than 1 CPW?

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    This is a one-time offer that will expire immediately after the first person takes advantage of it.

    I am offering 1200 words for the ridiculously low price of $10.00 in ONE the following configurations:

    • ONE 1200 word article OR
    • TWO 600 word articles OR
    • THREE 400 word articles

    I am a highly qualified writer. I have been writing online for almost a decade. I also have a B.A. in Mass Communications from Idaho State University in Pocatello, Idaho. Normally, I get between 3 and 5 cents per word. If you want proof of this, look at my resume on LinkedIn (link is at the end of this post) and see the caliber of clients that I have worked for.

    My reasons for offering this deal do not matter to anyone but myself. All you need to know is that my offer is not financially motivated and is legitimate. It will also never be offered again.

    So, do you want 1200 words for $10? Here's what you need to do:
    • STEP 1: PM me your project details, including whether you want one 1200-word article, two 600-word articles or three 400-word articles. Keep it to one paragraph. This offer is for writing only. It does not include image selection, formatting or submission through any sort of CMS or web portal. Academic papers and articles on research-intensive subjects such as rocket science or particle physics are not included with this offer.
    • STEP 2: Expect my reply within fifteen minutes where I will either accept the project or decline (if it is one of the aforementioned research-intensive projects, for example). I will include my Paypal email address. The turn-around-time will be 4 hours from the time I accept the project.
    • STEP 3: Make a good-faith deposit of 50% of the price ($5) to the Paypal email included with the confirmation. I have never started a project without a good-faith deposit in more than 8 years writing online.
    • STEP 4: Distract yourself for the next 4 hours while I complete your project.
    • STEP 5: Receive your 1200 words of perfectly constructed copy, completely free of grammar mistakes and written to your specifications.
    • STEP 6: Remit the remainder of your payment ($5) within 24 hours.

    Again, this is for ONE person, and only for ONE 1200-word project. Immediately after receiving the deposit, this trade will be marked closed, so take advantage of this incredible offer right now, before your competition does.

    Here is my LinkedIn profile if you want to take a look at my qualifications and experience: EDIT: It will not allow me to post a link to LinkedIn, so I have pasted the relevant information from my LinkedIn page below.

    SUMMARY
    Professional writer with nearly a decade of experience writing for the web. Expert in nearly a dozen topics including weight loss, credit repair and self-improvement. Highly skilled at writing all kinds of content including blog posts, product reviews, product descriptions, website copy, news articles, fiction, e-books and much more.

    WORK EXPERIENCE

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    Writer
    Media Shower
    October 2015 – Present (6 months)Web based
    Delivers high-quality content held to the highest standard.
    Researching, planning and writing articles for high-profile clients
    Ability to delivery content to exact specifications within deadlines

    Writer
    Text Boss
    November 2014 – February 2016 (1 year 4 months)Web based
    Completed projects large and small, from 100 Words to 40,000+
    Ability to understand client instructions from very little information
    Expert at delivering content within a 72 hours deadline
    Consistently delivered the highest level of quality on every assignment.

    Writer
    Writer Access
    March 2014 – September 2015 (1 year 7 months)Web based
    Delivers high-quality creative content adhering to strict style guidelines..
    Created custom, compelling content on many topics, including health, business management, and product reviews.
    Can work with abstract ideas and creative freedom.
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    World/US News & Politics Reporter (Gather News)
    Skyword Inc.
    August 2012 – June 2014 (1 year 11 months)Web based
    Experienced researcher and creator of news articles for a massive audience.
    Total article views over 500,000.
    Certified in each category of news offered by Gather.
    Consistently generated and interacted with reader comments.

    Sports Writer
    Live Sports Network
    June 2008 – July 2012 (4 years 2 months)Web based
    Covered daily sporting events in NFL, NHL, Motorsports, Tennis & Golf
    Covered every major sporting event in listed sports.
    Consistently delivered preview content for upcoming sporting events.
    Generated readership and subscriptions to the Live Sports Network

    Owner
    Target Promotional Group
    April 2004 – April 2008 (4 years 1 month)Pocatello, Idaho Area
    Owned and operated a coupon marketing company.
    Arranged & organized client promotions.
    Trained and supervised sales staff of 15+.
    Designed and sold coupon booklets.
    Organized and managed territories, commissions and financial responsibilities.

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    Senior Dealer/Team Leader

    Kirby Company
    June 2001 – April 2004 (2 years 11 months)Pocatello, Idaho Area
    High-level Kirby vacuum seller and team leader
    Sold vacuums to customers directly.
    Generated own leads and did customer service after the sale.
    Trained new salespersons and supervised them in the field.

    EDUCATION
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    Idaho State University
    B.A. Mass Communications, Mass Communication/Media Studies
    2000 – 2004
     
    Keyboard-Monkey, Mar 1, 2016 IP