The bird comes fully assembled and must be fed or else he will die. He will be the special member you never had and he will make you look huge down there. You all want to look big don't you? Now buy my product. The price starts at a cheap 3 payments of 100k per payment. If you act in the next 10 minutes we will take of 1 payment of $10. Enjoy.
I have no idea, but it's freaking awesome. I was on 2leep.com the other day and I found a post with the weirdest animals in the world. This was on there.