Wanna relax? Just read this joke...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by kittyluver, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. #1
    Are you fed up with your work? Then, this is time to relax... Read this Joke...

    Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.

    The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.

    Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

    Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!'
     
    kittyluver, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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  2. NeuroToxic

    NeuroToxic Banned

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    #2
    Lol... :) Thats a corker, very funny joke Kittyluver. ;)
     
    NeuroToxic, Sep 16, 2008 IP
  3. SadHack

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    #3
    Nice joke =)
     
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    #4
    That's a good one
     
    jkadin, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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    awhite Banned

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    #5
    good joke a good laugh
     
    awhite, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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    cessvergara Banned

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    #6
    hahah! yeah funny, nice joke!
     
    cessvergara, Sep 16, 2008 IP
  7. Gavenecko

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    #7
    er....i dont get it T_T i guess I am a bit slow this morning.
     
    Gavenecko, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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    #8
    Pretty funny. :)
     
    EuCoRi, Sep 16, 2008 IP
  9. jetlee

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    #9
    very funny
     
    jetlee, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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    zephyrwriting Well-Known Member

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    #10
    I just have one word for that: lol-worthy.

    -Vish.
     
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    #11
    lol...nice one. :D:D:D
     
    chiky_cin, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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    #12
    hahahah ! lol nice one
     
    boriginal, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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    #13
    haahahhaha ! sounds like what I want to say to my Mother in Law.
     
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    #14
    I have heard this one before.
     
    Kim-Webgirl, Sep 16, 2008 IP
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    #15
    Hahaha.. :D good one.
     
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    #16
    REally nice...one
    Like it.:)
     
    hay, Sep 16, 2008 IP
  17. kittyluver

    kittyluver Notable Member

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    #17
    Why you are so hatred towards her? She is mother of your be(i)tter half...:)
     
    kittyluver, Sep 19, 2008 IP