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Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Mahumba, Sep 19, 2006.

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  1. #1
    Well it did say to put something descriptive in the title! Ha Ha

    Just wanted to introduce myself as it's my first time here, hence the virgin comment. I live near Thunder Bay Ontario Canada. I love fishing and have a website dedicated to my area. I came here looking for a banner rotator for my ads. I have tried many free services but I'm stepping up. Anyone have any good ones in either php or perl?

    Thanks,

    Roger
     
    Mahumba, Sep 19, 2006 IP
  2. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Welcome to DP. We have some members here that have made over 9,000 posts...and are still virgins!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 19, 2006 IP
  3. Mahumba

    Mahumba Peon

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    That was funny Nintendo! I'm still laughin'!

    I'm still new in the website thing. So I'm gonna be asking some questions here.

    Roger
     
    Mahumba, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    Welcome to DP Roger. :)

    Nice comment Nintendo :D
     
    neoms, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Did I mention...one of the DP virgins is 29 years old!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 19, 2006 IP
  6. Mahumba

    Mahumba Peon

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    Wow I already really like this place. No uptight virgins! Thanks for the morning laugh

    Roger
     
    Mahumba, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    He's serious! He really is a 29 yeard old virgin....and for some reason, he's proud of it. :rolleyes:

    Welcome to DP, Mahumba! :D
     
    Crazy_Rob, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    frankcow Well-Known Member

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    See, you thought you'd intrigue people with the title, but what you didn't expect was that 1/2 the DP members sighed and said "yeah, me too :("
     
    frankcow, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    This thread is chock full of funny. :) But welcome to DP!
     
    HSJason, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    What a great morning (oops! afternoon, now) laugh! Clever thread title ;)
    Hello and welcome!

    Lilly
     
    Lilly, Sep 19, 2006 IP
  12. Colbyt

    Colbyt Notable Member

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    Welcome and thanks for the laugh.

    I have a couple of banner scripts somewhere on my hard drive. If I can find them later I will PM you. In exchange for the laugh you can have them for free.

    Have you looked at hotscripts.com?
     
    Colbyt, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    I thought it was just a front! Part of his persona :p

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    Welcome Mahumba! must be a great spot for fishing!!
     
    timsdd, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    Welcome to the forum:)
     
    cricketchamps, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    primeryder Well-Known Member

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    hi there Roger, welcome to the boards!
     
    primeryder, Sep 19, 2006 IP
  16. Mahumba

    Mahumba Peon

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    Thanks all for the welcome!

    And Thanks Colbyt, I'll also check hotscripts.

    Roger
     
    Mahumba, Sep 19, 2006 IP
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    vinxxv Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the forums Roger...

    You got to be kidding me :eek:

    i adore you Nintendo!
     
    vinxxv, Sep 20, 2006 IP
  18. axemedia

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    #18
    Nintendo quit hijacking this thread. This is not the appropriate place to discuss your sexual practices.

    Or lack there of.:p

    How strong is that hand now? :D :D :D


    Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Welcome to DP Roger
     
    axemedia, Sep 20, 2006 IP
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    Grrrr!!! You are either with us virgins, or you are with da

    [​IMG]

    Join da axis of virgins today!!!!! :D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 20, 2006 IP
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    sipltech Well-Known Member

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    OMG !! This person needs SOS Now!! Its not funny :(

    I must say this looks like a horror film scene :D Nintendo..

    Now i can understand why you choosen to remain Virgin.:))

    From where did you get pics like that? where are these stored on internet..
     
    sipltech, Sep 21, 2006 IP
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