Video of my jerk neighbours partying on my lawn... what can I do?

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    My jerk neighbours have been hanging around on my lawn at night - eating, talking etc... and just being annoying.
    Then know I can see them and they don't care. They don't even speak English. What can I do?
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    [video=youtube;NHTUijX9Rus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHTUijX9Rus[/video]
     
    Kerosene, Jan 14, 2012 IP
  2. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    I wouldn't get on the wrong side of them, you'll get an ass whippen.
     
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  3. Rooky

    Rooky Peon

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    Wow! those guys look strong.
     
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  4. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    Aussie stock what else would you expect?
     
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    newbie191 Notable Member

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    Doesn't look like partying looks more like sunbathing. :D
     
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  6. Rooky

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    gives a high five! on that ;)
     
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  7. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #7
    The leader of their stupid gang is a prick. I go out there and yell at him, he doesn't even understand me and just stands there looking at me.
    I don't think I could take him in a fight though, so I usually back down, go inside and just glare at him through the window while he takes a dump all over my lawn. It's degrading and humiliating for me to have to put up with this.

    The young ones are the worst though. They think they're cool when they do that stupid "freeze frame" move, and all stop moving at once like I won't be able to see them.
    Then they just walk off knowing that they can hide behind their dad, or older brother, or whatever he is.

    That video was taken during the afternoon. They'll often come back at night (I'm guessing all boozed up) and start trying to wreck my fence.
     
    Kerosene, Jan 14, 2012 IP
  8. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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  9. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #9
    There would be no fight. The roos would be long gone before the mountain lion got anywhere near them. They know when to run, and when they do, they're gone.
    Plus, the mountain lion's brain would be scrambled trying to understand the physics. :p
    [video=youtube;-duZf7L0ylU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-duZf7L0ylU[/video]
     
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  10. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    If you have kangaroos in your backyard how do you even have internet access? :)
     
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  11. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    I send a message with a station hand on horseback 100km to the nearest telegraph office. etc. etc.
     
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    barbara leony Peon

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    hey.. I think they are good neighbor..
     
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    lachrymologist Active Member

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    invite them to a dinner at your place, then cook them :D
     
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    They are tanning and you shouldn't disturb so as not to get your ass whooped. LOL.. They look very strong.
     
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    Barbeque them. I never tasted kangaroo meat before. Wonder what it taste like.
     
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    hashif Well-Known Member

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    Wow! They are so cool , You can try to learn their language and ask them to be silent ....:)
     
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    danasurvey Well-Known Member

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    Walk over with a Fosters and offer them a shrimp on the barbie.
     
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  18. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    Damn it. People still think we drink Fosters in Australia. :p
    I haven't seen Fosters anywhere for about 15 years. I don't think they even advertise it here any more.

     
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    Salt your yard with dog poo in the areas where they congregate, but don't let them see you doing it. They need to think dogs did it.
     
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  20. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #20
    I'm tempted to try and drive them away (they're totally trashing my lawn). But then I'm also kinda happy that I can look out my back window every night and see them.
    I keep reminding myself what my neighbours were like when I lived in an apartment in the city. Compared to a family of neanderthals, the kangaroos are angels.

    I also get the occasional wallaby in my backyard. They're much cuter, and way more scared of humans than kangaroos are.
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