Medical definitions! Anti-body - - Against everyone Artery -- The study of fine paintings Bacteria -- The back door of a cafeteria Barium -- What you do after CPR fails Benign -- What you are after you be eight and before you be ten Cardiac arrest -- Taken into custody after stealing a coupe Deville CAT Scan -- Searching for the kitty Cardiology Advance -- study of poker playing Cauterize -- To make eye contact with a woman Cesarean section -- A district in Rome Charlie Horse -- A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby Colic -- A sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital - Friendly D&C -- Where Washington is Dilate -- To live long Enema -- Not a friend Fibula -- A small white lie G.I. Series -- A baseball game between teams of soldiers Genes -- What you wear cutting grass Hangnail -- A coat hook Impotent - Distinguished, well known Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work Medical staff -- A doctor s cane Morbid -- A higher offer Nitrates -- Cheaper than the day rate Node -- Movement of head meaning yes Organic -- An organ work repairman Paralyze -- Two far fetched stories Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture Phobopohobia -- Fear of phobias, or fear itself Pelvis -- A cousin of Elvis Post-operative -- A letter carrier Protein -- In favor of young people Rectum -- Dang near killed em Scalpel -- What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings Secretion -- Hiding something Seizure -- A Roman emperor Tablet -- A small table Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the airport Thalassotherophy -- Fear of the sea Tumor -- An extra pair Urine -- The opposite of "you are out Vein - Conceited Varicose - Nearby Xenophobia -- fear of strangers or foreigners
All these definations sounds creative.I did not find all the definations apealing to me. But on the whole they were good enough.