just tell your mate to watch the game with you, then they will be at the park like wtf ?.. catch them off guard.. bishbashbosh.. sing a few english football chants wave ur hands in the air point and them and shout "Your going home in a (name of your area) ambulance!!".. Do abit of windmilling it.. got a set of keys on ya make em count! (stick em between ur fingers)
lol at the replies. so i told my friend to delay the fight till after the game, went to the game and at the end i called him and he said he went anyhow and the other side never showed up. so he picked me up, we went to his gf's house and i met her brother and apparently everyone wants it to be only him that fights for pride purposes i guess lol. so i showed him some pointers and said he can come over any time to train.. i kept saying i could take the fight, but they want it to be him that wins so i gotta be like mickey from Rocky and have him chase chickens or something haha. thanks for the creative replies, i'll let you all know how the final battle goes