I'm looking to get the following coded on my no-vb landing page, so you'll need to include statements to make it connect to the database. Essentially, this is just a standard php page that I want to show the latest vbulletin threads on. I do not want this pulled via rss, but instead via database query. I'd be happy to pay $25 via paypal for it the last 10 updated threads from forums 3,7,8,16,31. This should include title, forum the thread is in, and last activity time in the form of "last post was 23 minutes ago" (not time the thread was started, but time of the last post). The title should link to the thread itself. Additionally, I'd like the title of each link (the text displayed when you hover over the link) to show the first 200 characters of the thread.
Please note - I'm not looking to give anyone access to my site. If you could make the script on your box, then just email it to me, I can make the necessary changes to have it access my database.