There is a massive place in my heart for girls. I have a gentlemanly respect for them and their giggly ways. But frankly why on earth would I want to take a girl out when there is such good tv on on Valentines day? Valentine's day TV (site contains rude words, which i would never use. But it is very funny. Ironically the arguably funniest program has the worst word for the title!) Enjoy! Notting *Disclaimer for Men: Don't be an idiot and actually consider telling your gal that tv is a genuinely viable option for valentines day. Doing this will result in: a) uncomfortable silence for quite a while or b) a suitably irrate missus (which your don't want) Whether a)or b) occurs, sex probably won't for a while