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Using the power of meditation to get web traffic.

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by Chopster, Dec 29, 2005.

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    In order to increase your traffic to your website, I find that the best results come from meditation. Before you are about to get on your computer and check your webstats, take a moment first. Turn off all lights, noises, and distractions. Sit comfortably against a wall (but don't slouch as this can cause drowsiness and cause one to fall asleep).

    Now chant the following mantra:

    "Oooohhhhwooom biggity traffic....Oooohhhhwooom biggity traffic..."
    SEMrush
     
    Chopster, Dec 29, 2005 IP
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  2. Johnburk

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    I though I was the only one.

    25% increase in just 2 days :D
     
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  3. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    What? I thought everybody did that? :D
     
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    I got a 50-cent holographic sticker of the Virgin Mary from one of those machines in the grocery store vestibule. I stuck it to my computer, and I doubled my Adsense revenue overnight! :rolleyes:

    Unfortunately, everytime I go to see about the Exorcism of Google, they drag me out of the church... :D
     
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  6. Chopster

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    Pray to jebuddah...he'll make your wildest dreams come true.
     
    blackwind, Dec 30, 2005 IP
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    I think this thread will create some sort of pay-per-click / trafic god :eek:
     
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  9. Chopster

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    Is this true? Where is this grocery store?
     
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    No doubt meditation works, at least you can't get banned for it and the end results are similar, if predictable :)
     
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    awesome post....funny.
     
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