use of php in web???/

can any one tell me that how we can use php to make good web sites????

 

<?php

$web = new Website();
$web->set_subject('adult');
$web->show_naked_girls(array('amount' => 500, 'age' => 18));
$web->get_visitors(99999999);

for ($i = 0; $i < 1000; $i++)
{
	$web->get_their_money('you@paypal-address.com');
}

$web->display();
$web->repeat(true);

?>

PHP:

This will get it done.