list of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when you mis-enter "appropriate" $ cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. $ rm God rm: God nonexistent $ ar t God ar: God does not exist $ ar r God ar: creating God $ make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. $ sleep with me bad character $ got a light? No match. $ man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. $ !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found