This is the article in question: http://www.driving.co.uk/news/steely-eyed-helmsman-or-neer-do-well-what-type-of-driver-are-you/ I want a rewrite maintaining the same humour as this one but written with someone understanding the UK humour. So preference is UK native writer. I would also need the character titles re-written to something humorous Please price me with a deadline. Payment is in PayPal only