UK MoD Ministry of Dumbasses. ooops Defence i mean, do it in style.

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    Thieves steal plane fuselage and ship's anchor from MoD

    But to top it off, someone stole a Bridge from the MoD too. :p
    its gets better.
    They managed to do all this and more in the last 10 months since the current government took office.
    But wait, there's more.
    these HUGE items have not been stolen in Iraq or Afghanistan, or places like that. Nooooo lol
    These have all been stolen from UK bases yup the UK mainland.

    Just how do you steal a Bridge from the MoD? i know, you hide it in a planes fuselage your gonna nick.
    What happens when the gate sentry stops you and asks what you got on the roof-rack of your mini cooper? (need a fast car to get away)
    You say, its not a plane its a bridge, he is gonna think your having a laugh and say "get outta here" and lift the barrier for you. :p

    MoD want their bridge back, can you please look out your window and see if you got a bridge over your duck pond :p
     
    samantha pia, Mar 25, 2011 IP
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    Thales Peon

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    You forgot the clarinet, Sam. Talk about some music on the job.

    It took a scouser again to bring this to the open :)
     
    Thales, Mar 25, 2011 IP
  3. samantha pia

    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    shhh i bet it was scouser looking for a bridge for there garden, and couldn't find one to steal so bitched to their local MP
     
    samantha pia, Mar 25, 2011 IP