Hard Disk Women: She remember Everything ,FOREVER Ram Women: She forgets about you,the moment you turn her off. Windows Women: Everyone know's that she can't do a thing right,but no one can live without her. Excel Women: She can do lot of thing,But you mostly use her for your basic needs. ScreenSaver Women: She is good for nothing but atleast she is fun. Internet Women: Difficult to access. Server Women: Always Busy When you need her. Multimedia women: She makes horrible things looks beatiful. CDROM Women: She is always faster and faster Email Women: Every ten things she says,eight are nonsense. Virus Women: Also known as WIFE.When you are not expecting her ,she comes install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something.If you dont try to uninstall her,you will lose everthing.
Hahahaha.... I like this : Email Women: Every ten things she says,eight are nonsense. Just like my email full of "Hey Mimm, Congratulations! You Won This - You Won That" kinda things. Thanks for sharing, mate. This is very funny. Wait till my wife see this. LOL
Ha, fantastic my favourite: Virus Women: Also known as WIFE.When you are not expecting her ,she comes install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something.If you dont try to uninstall her,you will lose everthing.
The virus woman soon turns into the Fat32 woman: she can file away food without any limits ending up with larger partitions.
Bird with a brain: Both an intellectual and a good-time gal. Stuffs her books in her Gucci handbag and knows as much about Prada as Pythagoras. Bitch: A man’s woman who sees other women purely in terms of competition. Queen of the putdowns, she would eat Bridget Jones for breakfast. Alpha female: Bossy, loud-voiced, go-ahead. Waiters always ask her to taste the wine. The cat lover: Friendly, 30-something dreamer whose shopping basket is chock-full of ready meals, chardonnay and cat food. Envies and despises smug marrieds. Diet obsessive: This Twiglet is impossible to socialise with because she can’t hold a conversation unless it involves calorie intakes, Atkins or your glycaemic index. Her shallow life revolves around staying the perfect Size Eight. Sassy singleton: Girl about town who loves cocktails and can drink men under the table. Driven in both her career and her pursuit of a husband. Ladette: Mouthy and always up for a laugh, she can smoke eight fags at once and drink all her weekly alcohol units in two hours. Likes wearing tight jeans and skimpy tops. Earth mother: Ethereal and hippyish. Makes own bread and sews children’s clothes. Eco-Girl: Big-hearted veggie in combats can shin up a tree quicker than you can say Newbury by-pass. Never get her into an argument about the Kyoto Agreement. Funny girl: Always there to put a smile on your face with her witty wisecracks. Not the person to console you after a pet has died. Librarian: Reads books, watches Heartbeat and University Challenge. Could be stunning if she in-vested in her appearance. Mutton mamma: The only size 10 she looks good in is her shoes, but this delusional woman of a certain age still dresses like a Sugababe. Mumsy: Nurturing type who puts her kids before everything else. Always there in a crisis with a packet of Wetwipes. New mum: Thinks she is the only person ever to have given birth. Fiercely combative about her baby’s looks and development. Pleaser: She can’t do enough to make you like her, handy if you need to borrow. Sporty spice: A Gym bunny who knows more about the Premiership than Alan Hansen. Posh totty: Had a crush on the head girl at school. Spends Daddy’s money on hairdressing, holidays and balls. Rock chick: Lives life on the edge, bottle of Jack Daniel’s in hand. Has body-piercing and tattoos. Likes to grab attention, so slightly bisexual. Stepford wife: Holds traditional views about the family and wouldn’t dream of going out to work. Doesn’t like sex, it would crease her frock. Superwoman: Reads the FT as if it were Heat, doesn’t let giving birth get in the way of mega deals. Girl next door: Pretty, down-to-earth, sensible and fun-loving. Men would be deli-ghted if she was their girl’s best mate, they’d love to bed her. Try harder: Art student type with wacky hair and far-out dress sense. Flirty, but with no follow-through. Uber-chic: Unflappable clothes horse who would look good in a sack. Has never skidded on dog poo or got her heels stuck down a drain. Venus: Leggy, high-maintenance princess-type never has a hair out of place. Is constantly told she’s adorable but knows it already. Wannabe: Her fake tan is so deep she’s been Tangoed. She wears impossibly short skirts and her dream is to bed Darren Day. Waynetta: The couch is her natural habitat. Names two of her eight babies Benson and Hedges and lives off state handouts.