Two Tough Questions...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by intruth, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. #1
    Question 1:

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
    who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
    counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

    *Candidate A. = Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
    with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and
    drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    *Candidate B. = He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
    noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
    evening.

    *Candidate C. = He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
    doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
    Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first...
    no peeking, and then scroll down for the response.



    **Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

    **Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

    **Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    **And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you
    said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
    someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
    Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built
    the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic,

    And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a
    little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    *29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

    Can you guess which organization this is?
    Give up yet?

    **It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
    group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
    the rest of us in line.
     
    intruth, Sep 11, 2007 IP
  2. eruct

    eruct Well-Known Member

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    Fantastic! I've seen the first question. Not the congress one. Oh, what a country...
     
    eruct, Sep 11, 2007 IP
  3. xPsycho

    xPsycho Peon

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    wow awesome. I am going to spread this around
     
    xPsycho, Sep 11, 2007 IP
  4. MoonlightxSonata

    MoonlightxSonata Well-Known Member

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    I think I got a chain letter like this years ago...
     
    MoonlightxSonata, Sep 11, 2007 IP
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    good question and answers
     
    anderson, Sep 11, 2007 IP
  6. intruth

    intruth Guest

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    I don't think its a chain letter. But I thought it was clever...
     
    intruth, Sep 12, 2007 IP
  7. tradeya

    tradeya Notable Member

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    ah man this question and answer made me can not decide anything. for the first question, sure i will say yes. I will just think about the majority of the family. second question i knew some of them but still wont make a choice XD about the third one i got no idea lol.
     
    tradeya, Sep 12, 2007 IP