Trying to market Cocaine online sales.

Discussion in 'General Marketing' started by sparksflying, Aug 11, 2007.

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  1. sparksflying

    sparksflying Peon

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    #81
    Whats the harm in them having files...
    Sure I have lots of them myself... Yellow ones all over my C drive...
     
    sparksflying, Aug 29, 2007 IP
  2. Dominicc2003

    Dominicc2003 Peon

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    #82
    lol! That was the whole point of his post... It's saying that it IS in the dictionary and if you look it up you're gullible...

    Another example: "If you say vacuum cleaner backwards it sounds like gullible!"
     
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    #83
    Instead of cocaine, why do not you open up a brothel?
    It will be cheaper and legalized in Countries like Germany, Holland, and Australia.
     
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  4. sparksflying

    sparksflying Peon

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    #84
    LMAO ... a brothel..

    You guys really really crack me up ;)
     
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  5. Dubz

    Dubz Peon

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    #85
    Dude can't be serious!! This is a funny post though.
     
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    Boogie Nights Banned

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    #86
    Back in the day I was a cultivator of a certain plant that people smoke in water bongs. I would use some sort of myspace marketing if I were to do that today. Hell they have a huge drug culture there.
     
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    Cashmonger Banned

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    #87
    Would it be illegal to sell that certain plant to people for medicinal purposes in California? it is legal there for medicinal purposes, but is selling it legal there?

    Hell, there are companies all over the internet that sell the seeds, and really anyone can get them. They don't care where they ship them to.

    And speaking of Brothels, there are ads in the Nevada Market that advertise such establishments, since it is legal there....

    Cashing in on the illegals... Sounds like the US Department of Homeland security!

    Cashmonger.
     
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  8. sparksflying

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    #89
    Cashmonger, you have a good point but who knows where selling cocaine is legal!! :)
     
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  10. sparksflying

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    #90
    Would you believe im still getting PMs telling me to beware...
    Suppose people dont read full threads :)....

    Im one of them!
     
    sparksflying, Aug 31, 2007 IP
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    #91
    If you own your own country - seriously theres like an oil rig off the UK or something that is its own country. There are always shoot outs because the drug dealers want it. There's nothing the authorities can do :D
     
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  12. Qryztufre

    Qryztufre Prominent Member

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    #92
    I think it would be ironic if zangief was correct. As in many webmaster circles striving to get .gov linkage is top notch ;) Just imagine getting it for dubious reasons. ~ A link is a link :D

    WTF mate? You just trolling? Post count inflating maybe? Working on getting a good hit from Adsence?

    Bah...
     
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  13. shaun12345

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    #93
    Hey i am a junkie of the cocaine give me the url via PM! now thats marketing i would honestly say serch for cocaine forums then tell them about ur site!
     
    shaun12345, Aug 31, 2007 IP
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    cocaine Well-Known Member

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    #94
    Why dont you sponsor me?
    I mean my username.
    You can buy my signature space.
    or avatar.
    :D:D:D
     
    cocaine, Aug 31, 2007 IP
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    Lol that would be a good one cocaine lol
     
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    #96
    Before I realized this was a joke I was gonna say just email myspace users I am sure half are dumb enough to buy.
     
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    #97
    Post Count Inflating? I dont care about my post count! :) And as for adsense.... 0.01 - WAYYYYYYHOOOO!

    Im slightly disturbed by shaun12345 :)
     
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    #98
    thanks for the offer cocaine , but no thanks :)
     
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    #99
    Don't think I didn't notice... ;)
     
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    #100
    Myspace is full of morons who would buy narcotics online. Make 100 profiles, add friend bots and wait. ;)

    Change your URL every week and ship from different addresses and you'll get away with it, haha
     
    KunkVentures, Aug 31, 2007 IP
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