Trying to market Cocaine online sales.

lol... take your ticket.. according to some here i'll have choppers over head any minute....

hold on...... Theres someone at the door :0)

 

just be sure to keep accurate records so that the FBI doesn't get you for tax evasion

 

Can I buy a timeshare on your island?

 

You could ask Coca Cola how they managed to get one of the worlds strongest brands ... You don't market coke. You coke the market.

Let's think of a cough sirup product! One part water, four parts sugar and two parts cocaine.

wohh ... choppers already there now. Damn those bastards.

 

Im on another Island now. And brought me a bucket of IP's ...

 

Would that island be Ireland?

 

Try adwords...lmao

 

hahahahah

That's too funny

 

Do you have affiliate program? I wanna join

 

Nah, just the Google boys. <sniff> <sniff>

 

haha this thread is pretty funny - you must have really thought about this too - the dropshipping is great

 

Well you need a SEO master for your website (if you want to optimise your site for the word 'cocaine') because Google and the other big dogs won't let you to advertise using the keyword cocaine. BTW I hope you're using proxy servers and stuff like that cause the good ol' FBI finds you if you sell the stuff to USA citizens. Before I forget you need some airplanes and an army of French Foreign Army/ KGB veterans to protect the product. Oh and I've got a nice list of the best offshore banks.

(Ps for the FBI: this post was just a joke )

 

Lol Im still getting some crazys Pm'ing me to be careful..

I do however have a team of ex KGB dogs and some ex Guide Dog for the Blind , so together we are protecting our little Island from the F-B-I ( has to be said Anthony Hopkins style , Silence of the Lambs...)

Problem is that Guide dogs normally lead the blind and KGB dogs are blinded from Snow in Siberia... so its defo a case of the blind leading the blind.. lol

 

I'll second that.

 

Any subscribers to this thread are going to have a great laugh , I did!

Ok , a friend of mine is a Guard in Galway (Galway , Ireland - see my location!)

A colleague of his recevied a phone call last week asking if they could follow up on an email that was sent ...

The email came from some .gov in the US... He wasnt sure where..

They were advising the Galway cops that they had a suspect that theyd identified in the region and gave them dates/times/urls etc...

I nearly choked...

And when my buddy mentioned cocaine , i fell off my seat...
I explained to him , sent him this URL and he nearly choked too..

All fuss for nothing.. The Agency in the US ( dont know who) obviously got very excited and love to scan dp forums too like the rest of us..

So hello Mr American Gov person... This thread has been an "elaborate" hoax.. i.e. Not real , Not True , Joke , In Jocular , see http://www.answers.com/joke&r=67

LMAO!

 

haha, thats funny. good to see they are spending their money on browsing DP

 

Hey, sparks, look! ^^ you've got yourself a Chinese supplier!

(if his post gets deleted this is going to make no sense )

 

Seeing as how DP gets a lot of threads up in the search engine list, you might as well make an fbi/cia surplus site. With some ebooks on how to find dealers in your area.

Nice ybht thread.

 

What's incredible is, if you lived here in the USA, posting such an ad, or online message about cocaine, probably could get you arrested......

A visiting couple from Germany face felony charges for sprinking flour on the ground as a trail marker.
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"NEW HAVEN, Conn. - Two people who sprinkled flour in a parking lot to mark a trail for their offbeat running club inadvertently caused a bioterrorism scare and now face a felony charge.

The sprinkled powder forced hundreds to evacuate an IKEA furniture store Thursday.

New Haven ophthalmologist Daniel Salchow, 36, and his sister, Dorothee, 31, who is visiting from Hamburg, Germany, were both charged with first-degree breach of peace, a felony.

The siblings set off the scare while organizing a run for a local chapter of the Hash House Harriers, a worldwide group that bills itself as a “drinking club with a running problem.”

“Hares” are given the task of marking a trail to direct runners, throwing in some dead ends and forks as challenges. On Thursday, the Salchows decided to route runners through the massive IKEA parking lot.

Police fielded a call just before 5 p.m. that someone was sprinkling powder on the ground. The store was evacuated and remained closed the rest of the night. The incident prompted a massive response from police in New Haven and surrounding towns."