Trying to market Cocaine online sales.

I have a new site selling cocaine online from a remote Island. The authorities will not catch me.

Anyone have any ideas to market this to junkies who are PC illiterate?

Will be using OsCommerce to sell it and dropshipping via brazil

CIA need not apply....

 

I don't know... Start a drugs addicts only social networking website and then promote that product?

 

Congratulations on an eye-catching title
Now THAT'S marketing

 

if your selling cocaine, just submit to all the social networking sites and your golden (if you are sure you wont get busted).

 

Dude, are you serious.

You want to sell Coke online and your asking people here how to Market it?

I think I speak for all of DP when I say you will not get help. It's kind of against the law to sell stuff that kills people.

 

Wow, you should be thrown in prison!

 

Great post. Speaking as a Brit I love reading these kind of responses from folks (Americans???) who have no sense of irony.

Interesting fact No:736
Did you know the word gullible is not found in the English Dictionary?

 

I found this:

gullible (gul'e-bl) adj. easily cheated or tricked; credulous: also sp. gull'a-ble. -gul'li-bil'i-ty, n. - gul'li-bly, adv.

1959 Webster's New World Dictionary

Rick

 

I think you completely missed the point of that post.

 

Q.E.D. (quod erat demonstrandum)

he he

 

Smoking isn't against the law.

 

ummm.... i dont think youll be able to sell coke online buddy.

 

Mail to the narcotics polices of countries , you'll have a picture of you with the wanted sign on their websites , some of them even could link to your site and that will help for your rankings.
Get something legal to sell , it will be easier

 

Speaking as an American, I'd like to know what exactly is ironic about this thread.

 

Me too...irony,,,didnt quite get what was ironic about this thread

The OP was simply trying to drive traffic to his CIA/FBI blog..and taught you all how to write a catchy tag line, thats all.

 

I think you should dropship from Columbia, cut out the middle man, = more profits.

And the USPS or customs never opens packages from South America.

 

yo gimme the link, i might be intrested

 

My advice..... advertise an opt-in subscription page. People who sign up are interested leads.

Disclaimer: I'm joking people.

 

Try buying some ads on those 'legal bud websites'

 

LOL - I love when people get serious...
Nope I aint selling Coke online.. but just trying to drum up some excitement amongst the masses

If i was selling it online ( or at all!) , I certainly wouldnt be looking for help from one of the most popular forums on the planet .. where the FBI boys are probably watching anyway!

best of luck all!