I found these on another forum and thought to share them. They are really funny.... : ** There is no place like 127.0.0.1 ** There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. ** I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2! ** Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you. ** If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0 ** I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code. ** Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… ** A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those? ** The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX. ** Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously ** Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. ** My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features. ** The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be. ** Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers ** Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein ** I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly My favorite: Thanks