Top 10 pick up lines

1. "Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

2. "If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"

3. "I must be in heaven because I can see an angel"

4."Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

5. "Here's 10p - go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight"

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2. "If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"


Buahahaha, these are so corny.

 

Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

 

Lol , funny shit...

 

One would need a lot of nerve to say these

 

dont use one .. cheesy

 

dont use any just speak like a human being

 

My granny told that they used these in their ages Was sweet stuff back then eh ???

Just kidding.. this just isn't how things work now.

Its more : Hey babe, lets get it done

Girl: Oh yea

 

how about: you know what would look good on you....me

 

Find 2 girls standing next to each other, one sexy, the other ugly. Go up to the ugly one and . . .

You: "Do you wanna dance, babe?"
Girl: "Yes!"
You: "Well, go on then. I wanna talk to your friend!"

 

"Someone call the cops...caus this person just stole my heart"

 

Do these really work?

 

Yes tell them to a girl

(if you want to be laughed at...)

 

Nice lines. But how can you converse with a person in heaven?

 

LOL, A good list you have here! it gives me an idea, A very good idea.

 

If somebody used these lines, I would laugh and walk away. I would rather someone just talk to me rather then use "Pick Up Lines"

 

I prefer blunt truth and balls

like lets f$%ck

or the classic American Pie pick up line "Suck me Beautiful"

or a loud fart can do the trick to get attention from a young lassie LOL

call it a call of the wild

 

Promoting your blog, AGAIN? It isn't even unique content - you just steal it from other blogs.

 

Was in a pub saturday night, the ugliest bloke pulled a nice girl by simply saying...sorry if im intruding.

 

wow.. straight on..

might be your grumpy and over-demanding boss and he's extending your work all night long..because you were absent the other day..tsk!