To Be 6 Again!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lpstong, Sep 29, 2006.

  1. #1
    I got this in an email from my sister the other day for a good laugh. Thought a few of us might enjoy it whether male or female. I know it may be old to some. But what the hey. Live a little.

    "A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

    He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

    What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well dear, what was it like being six again??

    Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ***!!

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong!

    SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN WHO YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT....."
     
    lpstong, Sep 29, 2006 IP
  2. jackslounge

    jackslounge Peon

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    #2
    Ha ha, thats a good one!
     
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  3. PalSys

    PalSys palsys.io

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    #3
    LOL! Funny, and true. What do you want to do; go to Six Flags or talk about her weight?

    :)
     
    PalSys, Sep 29, 2006 IP
  4. gUrLaLiEn

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    #4
    poor man... he did evertyhing he can just to make her feel 6years old again :p
     
    gUrLaLiEn, Sep 29, 2006 IP
  5. StormForum

    StormForum Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Haha! I normally don't get jokes, but I get this one :p.
     
    StormForum, Sep 30, 2006 IP
  6. SumitBahl

    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    #6
    C'mon now, every man would think the way this guy thought!! :D
     
    SumitBahl, Sep 30, 2006 IP
  7. seo5

    seo5 Banned

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    #7
    lol...it was nice and funny

    agreed.. sumit...and it was actually so nice of that old man to do all those things just to make her wish(wat he thought it was) come true.....
     
    seo5, Sep 30, 2006 IP
  8. wissam

    wissam Well-Known Member

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    Girls doesn't deserve anything ... I mean yea .. they do ... even if they leave you ...:(
     
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  9. lpstong

    lpstong Notable Member

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    Wow. Could one do any quicker back peddling or what? lol. Give the guy some credit, he tried. To be he didnt give his wife a little bit more time so she could tell him it was all about her dress size. lol. Men always in a rush. Rofl
     
    lpstong, Sep 30, 2006 IP
  10. dpfaces

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    #10
    poor guy :)
     
    dpfaces, Oct 1, 2006 IP
  11. wissam

    wissam Well-Known Member

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    So that was really funny, but do you think that girls always get it right ?
     
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    EGS Notable Member

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    #12
    Ah hahaha that's a great one! :D Never heard that one before! :D:D
    Time to post it on MySpace. Thanks for sharing it, and rep has been added to you! :D
     
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  13. anurag_online

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    #13
    hhehehe now this is something really MAN KINDA :p
     
    anurag_online, Oct 1, 2006 IP
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    Shawon Well-Known Member

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    lol that was pretty funny. how was he supposed to know it was a dress size, lol
     
    Shawon, Oct 1, 2006 IP