I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. James Holt McGavran I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Many bad experiences never should prevent you from giving it another and another and one more try - again and again. We learn from mistakes and the more mistakes we make, the more costly our mistakes, the more serious we man become about true love! and thus the more mature we are to fall in love with the right one, once God presents us the ONE and only made for al eternity! To catch the right one, many men are far too slowly - so are women, hence most of our lives we mess around with slow and thus wrong ones.
These are different funny thoughts which have taken from different people that's good and funny jokes i like these
Life means a journey during which every emotion has to be experienced and felt. Marriage is one relation in which you share 24/7 together. Of course its a challenge!
hahahaha maybe you can write that on a Christmas card and send it to your hubby I like this one a lot: The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous LOLLllllllllll