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Three women eating ice-cream

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by infogle, Oct 12, 2007.

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    Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

    "Yeah teacher?" he replies.

    "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

    Matt answers "Well, teacher, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

    "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

    "Well, teacher, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

    The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

    Matt replies "No teacher, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
     
    infogle, Oct 12, 2007 IP
  2. janneke

    janneke Well-Known Member

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    lol shouldn't this be in the entrtainment forum?? cute tho it is.
     
    janneke, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    lol very good. im sure biting and sucking stops when you marry:D
     
    Stellakop, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    SPEEDjammer Guest

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    Haha..Nice one :p
     
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    ammoun Active Member

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    Ohhhhhh man !!!!! That's awesome !

    :D

    does sucking stop really after marriage ?
     
    ammoun, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    Lol. That's rather hilarious. Smart little boy ;)
     
    Eli B, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    hahahahaha can't stop laughing boy
     
    kalindh, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    FreelanceFirm Banned

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    #8
    hahaha!! Nice joke mate
    Post some more
    :D
     
    FreelanceFirm, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    lol, that's pretty good!
     
    webmaster_TSU, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    nairbuoyevoli Active Member

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    very intelligent kid.. whew nice thinking..
     
    nairbuoyevoli, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    Scriptona Notable Member

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    Damn funny !!!!!! :D :D

    Reps for you buddy :D
     
    Scriptona, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    enquiries0009 Banned

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    #12
    Oh this is really good
     
    enquiries0009, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    MeetHere Prominent Member

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    Hope there are no F mods on the forum :D
     
    MeetHere, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    Lmfao : ))))
     
    Spartation, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #15
    Good one.Add some more

    Mods dont often visit GC section.
     
    getjimmy, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    bigimaginations, Oct 12, 2007 IP
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    what a tricky question. very nice to read. :D
     
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    Hahaha thats a nice one.
     
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    haa haa....really good one..
     
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    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    lol..
    real witty question.
     
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