Those people who make spam are good writers - read this

Got this from my junk mail- this is not to spam you but just to show you and yes this is a spam email i received

 

This post looks like a spam..

 

I edited it in a quote. because you think I am spamming

 

I get these daily on my trash accounts.

 

Yes,you are really correct.The writers who writes these spams has a great knowledge about English!

 

Would be better if it wasn't all in caps ^^

 

Would be better if they just stopped and got real jobs.

 

Just watched people from africa in dateline hacking CC numbers. They are so mean

 

Oh I fully agree, it's even worst when you know people who get scammed by these people =/

Btw, Jerlene "lol" at your recent blog post

 

Yea, I hate mail like that. I keep getting mail saying that I'm the heir to some African Diamond Company and shit.

Weird..

 

yea,i get that mess all the time as well..i hate to say alot of ppl fall for stuff like that

 

They are "good" writers that forget cap locks on

 

Haha that's funny.

So he claims to be nigerian? Yet he's using a Yahoo.hk email? Isn't that Hong Kong?

How can they genuinely be so so dumb. You'd think they'd atleast TRY and make it seem believeable.

 

You actually take the time to read this junk. I use the delete button and that's that.

 

Actually there are dumber things in the world.. like really stupid disclaimers that people actually need (like "do not consume" on a shampoo bottle )

 

But it looks so tastey!
Just kidding!

It's stupid, because if anyone is going to eat Shampoo - they arn't going to take the time to read the hazard warnings.

 

Or like the disclaimers on an illegal site. People actually think this will save them.

EX:

1) NO GOVERNMENT EMPLOYED AGENTS ALLOWED.
2) If you're using this site, you hereby forfeit you rights to a witness.
3) If you are a government employed agent, you are required to pay 200% of any penelties the court may issue upon us.

 

The funny thing is that they had to put the disclaimer there so they don't get sued. since someone probably drank it and got sick, then sued aha!

 

I'm pretty sure that there are some people who would even just drink the shampoo on purpose in order to get some compensation money from the company, so the lawyers probably put that in there to prevent that also.

 

I wonder if they have to put 'This product contains nuts' on a bag of KP Peanuts?