This One Single Post Can (Will) Make You Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams!

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    This One Single Post Can Make You Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams

    Category: Mutual Benefit (Keep 80% of profits)
    Context: You need to be competent
    Content: This One Single Post Can Make You Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams

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    This fun post is about sharing for Mutual Benefit (You Keep 80% of profits)
    You need to be competent and work hard.
    If all you see is, "he thinks I should start a pizza chain", and...
    ...you do not pay attention to detail, then...
    ...you will not get Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams.
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    This fun post is not officially a contest, yet.
    The first person who can convince me it is not a "solid rough draft" for a fantastic, exciting business plan (or even two)
    will win money before the end of this year.

    Good luck convincing me :)

    Category: Mutual Benefit (Keep 80% of profits)
    Context: You need to be competent
    Content: This One Single Post Can Make You Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
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    Section One: The Pizza Factory Of Barrington (The proud, hard-working owner has not seen this yet)

    The Pizza Factory Of Barrington (NW Suburbs in Chicagoland) wins the Global Seal Of Approval for Best Pizza in Barrington.
    The Global Seal Of Approval is an honest unpaid opinion, the seal cannot be bought at any price.
    We might later, sell products related to it.

    Q) Why does the Pizza Factory Of Barrington win the Global Seal Of Approval for Best Pizza in Barrington?

    When you experience something new as a child it leaves an impression.
    Sometimes a very strong one.
    When I had my first taste of The Pizza Factory Of Barrington's food (I was ~12 or 14 years old) my 'worldly experience' was not
    'vast and deep enough' to see how great their pizza was.
    Now I have more experience and will share with you (for free) "This One Single Post (Which) Can Make You Rich, Beyond Your Wildest
    Dreams."
    I like earning good, honest 'tips' for my service, 20% will do.

    If you are lucky enough to have money to work with:

    1) Spend some time in the Chicago area (careful it's very cold right now), to "learn the pizza."
    2) I'm not a 'deep dish pizza' fan.
    3) The post is about a very specific 'type' of thin crust pizza.
    4) NW Suburb thin-crust style
    5) The Pizza Factory Of Barrington is not the only one...
    6) ...they are clearly among the best ever.
    7) When you, personally tell 'newer neighbors' about the Pizza Factory Of Barrington's Pizza...
    8) ...some of them will still be 'thanking you (more than once) for over two months.
    9) The sauce is fantastic!
    10) The cheese 'tastes right', really '100% right'...
    11) Like good pizza should.
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    If you are still lucky enough to have money, and time to work with:

    1) Your first fun trip was affordable, you have money and time left.
    2) You need to spend some time in the greater Sacramento, Ca. area
    3) The 'crime stats' (over the Internet) look really scary, do not be afraid...
    4) There are plenty of very safe suburbs for competent people to find
    5) This time of year Spring has started already, flowers are everywhere, and...
    6) ...your days will have warm, fun, memories.
    7) To get Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, now you need to study Sacramento, Ca. area pizza
    8) If you are very competent, your own opinion will work
    9) For 'formal research', we suggest you accept a 'low-level job' (not at a pizza place) and pitch in to buy pizza with your
    new co-workers during lunchtime.
    10) Please, observe the others as they eat Sacramento, Ca. area thin crust pizza
    11) You need to be polite, quite, and not "change their minds..."
    12) The urge to 'speak up' and ask why the sausage and cheese taste so bad (compared to 'NW Suburb style' pizza) may be overwhelming
    for you...
    13) Your new co-workers don't seem to notice how bad the pizza is...
    14) Try a new place & the second lunch-time...
    15) ...they still don't have a clue about what they are missing out on.
    16) What will you do now???
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    Section Two: An Unforgettable Little Place

    1) You are already in the Sac area (aren't you?)
    2) We strongly suggest you find Carmicheal, Ca (95608)
    3) There are (almost) no police in Carmicheal, Ca (county cops, I think, and they don't bother to show up much)
    4) You will see no 'open evidence' of crime or criminals in Carmicheal, Ca (95608)
    5) How this beautiful, safe balance occurred is something which even I can not explain.
    6) Some of the public buildings are 50 years old, and slightly run down, but not too bad.
    7) The houses are generally either very small (older) or very large ($$$)
    8) (Again) You will see (little or) no 'open evidence' of crime or criminals in Carmicheal, Ca (95608)
    9) We suggest you find D' Millers Famous BBQ... (a small friendly spot to eat)
    10) To get Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, please pay attention
    11) The shop might be closed
    12) These (usually very) friendly people do what they LOVE, and Make Money
    13) They have earned a great reputation, even though...
    14) ...the tiny little place could very well be called a 'hole in the wall.'
    15) Sometimes they shut down for two weeks and go on vacation...
    16) ...they earned the right to do this...
    17) Their customers always tend to come back
    18) No matter what 'you like', please (once) order exactly this...
    19) ...a chicken sandwich with dark meat and mixed sauce (half spicy & half mild sauce)
    20) If you do not like it, well you have just 'wasted' only about $2.50.
    21) If the taste 'blows you away', what should you do now???
    22) Well...use your imagination
    23) Please, consider asking the (usually very) nice owners if they...
    24) "Do you remember a very friendly 'sports fan' who often came in alone (before work) and always...
    25) ...ordered a "chicken sandwich with dark meat and mixed sauce (half spicy & half mild sauce)??"
    26) ...He last came in over 3 years ago"
    27) Whether they remember 'me' or not (they do have a whole bunch of other friends you know), please...
    28) ...tell them they left an impression I will never forget.
    29) You are a competent person...
    30) ...did you prepare properly for the experience?
    31) Have you figured out (yet) you are possibly attempting to "do whatever honest measures are needed to sell their great
    sauce on the Internet, to the Global Marketplace"
    32) Any negotiations are for your 'real-world company' (possibly, only maybe) a future subsidiary of Massive Global Networks.
    33) You have the time and money to consider flexible, generous offers related to 'his name and secrets.
    34) If this does not work, you still have new ideas to compete in the exciting Global Marketplace (using 'your names and honest products')

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    /This One Single Post Can Make You Rich, Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
    //You need to be competent
    ///I have 1000's of ideas
    ////They never stop, ever; Someday I will enjoy sharing many more of them with whomever will accept the experience.
    ////Please, always remember my honest 20% tip, which you share with me, for my great service and level of effort.
     
    gemini181, Feb 18, 2007 IP
  2. Computerized

    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    #2
    The plan sucks.

    Do I win?
     
    Computerized, Feb 18, 2007 IP
  3. gemini181

    gemini181 Well-Known Member

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    #3
    You win an early entry into a debate.
    To win cash you need to competently, in extreme detail, please, tell me why this plan will not make a compenent person well over $10 million dollars.

    As of now based on:

    • Effort
    • Clairity
    • Value

    I am still winning.
    Thanks, for your feedback
     
    gemini181, Feb 20, 2007 IP
  4. rjpbseal

    rjpbseal Peon

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    #4
    Am I getting this right?

    First, you spin out some daydream that involves transcontinental travel, eating comfort food, and taking random menial jobs. Then you expect someone to actually take action and pursue YOUR daydream. That's IF they're LUCKY(!) enough to still have money to work with after all this travel and chow. Then on the off chance it's something they can do and then strike it rich, you want 20% of THEIR hard work?
    Is that what you're trying to float here?

    Sounds like you might have had the munchies when you dreamed up this frog licking hallucination of a business plan.
     
    rjpbseal, Jan 30, 2012 IP
  5. impulsa43

    impulsa43 Peon

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    Believe in yourself and go for your dreams
     
    impulsa43, Feb 5, 2012 IP