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this is too funny

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thenewnumber1, Aug 15, 2009.

  1. #1
    We got this from Dontevenreply(.)com:D
    SEMrush
    Original ad:
    i am 17 years old and looking to buy my first car! if you have a good, cheap and reliable car for a student please let me know. thank you!
    From Mike Anderson to ***********@*******.org

    Hey there!

    I saw your ad and have a great car for a young driver such as yourself. I am selling my beautiful 1992 Toyota Camry. This car is almost perfect. 148,342 miles on it. I need to go to Wawa tomorrow, so that mileage might change. I'm estimating it will be somewhere around 148,347 miles. If this is a problem, let me know and I will ride my bike to Wawa.

    The car has a few MINOR problems but nothing too bad:

    - The ashtray is stuck shut from when I accidentally spilled a beer on it. I think there is like $2 in change in there, so if you can open the ashtray, it's all yours.
    - Due to a bad trip in Philly, I no longer have a radio. I run an old boom box through the cigarette lighter, however, and it sounds great. It is a 1986 Sony Cassette player. I'll throw in a Raffi cassette tape for an extra $10. The tape is Raffi in Concert with the Rise & Shine Band, and is an excellent album.
    - The glovebox is locked and I lost the key to it, so it won't open. Unfortunately there was a tuna sandwich locked in there, and you can smell it in the car. It isn't that bad if you light some incense. I dropped a few sticks of incense between the seats, you can have them if you find em.
    - The hood latch is broken and the hood will occasionally fly up and hit the windshield while driving. The windshield is currently cracked from the last time this happened, but the crack isn't that bad. In fact, it helps air out the stench of the tuna.
    - Needs new front and rear brakes. The ones on there don't really stop, but if you give the emergency brake a good tug it should take care of everything.
    - There is a hornets nest somewhere under the hood. I have no idea where. Occasionally a hornet will blow in through the air conditioning vent, but I will include a fly swatter above the visor.
    - There is some blood on the passenger seat and all over the side of the door. If you are ever pulled over and the police ask about it, just tell them the previous owner hit a deer. Don't say who I am though.
    - I bought the car from someone who replaced the original horn with a freight train horn. It is really loud and I don't recommend using it, I have caused several accidents with it.

    Besides these problems, this is a great starter car for any young driver! I actually call it the "ladies mobile" because the chicks dig it.

    I am asking $6000 for it, but am willing to negotiate.

    Thanks,

    Mike

    From joey ******* to Me

    hey thanks for the offer! $6000 sounds like a little much for that car. my dad only gave me a $4000 budget, would you be willing to take that?

    From Mike Anderson to joey ********
    Son, you obviously have no experience in buying vehicles. When I said I was willing to negotiate, I meant I was willing to take more money for the car if you wanted to give it to me. Minimum is $6,000. Talk to your dad, and he will tell you that this car is a once-in-a-lifetime deal. He'll be pissed if he saw that you passed this up.

    Mike

    From joey ******* to Me

    What the hell is wrong with you? That car is a piece of shit! Stop e-mailing my son, you moron.




    This shit is fucking funny.. They have more shit like this on there of every kind....:D
     
    thenewnumber1, Aug 15, 2009 IP
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  2. TIRTH

    TIRTH Peon

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    I can't control laughing...
     
    TIRTH, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    lolz, thanks for the laugh mate :)
     
    musichangout.com, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    hey, thats very very very bheja fry
     
    harsekar, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    wombleboy05 Active Member

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    Lol, like it.
     
    wombleboy05, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    hmmm interesting
     
    pnt_global, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    master-yoda Well-Known Member

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    Thats really great, thanks for sharing. :D
     
    master-yoda, Aug 16, 2009 IP
  8. thenewnumber1

    thenewnumber1 Well-Known Member

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    Disclaimer:

    We are not liable for any damages, injuries, etc, resulting from this post. Thank you.
     
    thenewnumber1, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    Oh that's freakin hilarious! I liked how the 17 year old actually wanted to buy it.
     
    Last edited: Aug 16, 2009
    moneybagz, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    jpippy Active Member

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    Lmfao funniest thing I have seen in a week.
     
    jpippy, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    hahaha..LOL
     
    TheOwl, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    Lol... You made my stress out.
     
    krolbiz, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    Lol

    hahahahahaha...........:D

    Nice joke !
     
    dahsyat!, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    HA!HA!HA!HA! very funny one

    :D :D :D :D
     
    8th wonder, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    LOL....the kid totally digs the car. I can't believe it! :D
     
    -webtor-, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    lol i can't stop laughing thanks a lot for sharing..
     
    Daniel85, Aug 16, 2009 IP
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    is this real? but it's really funny tho. LOL.
     
    redders17, Aug 17, 2009 IP
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    This was a funny one but some of the other ones on the site were even funnier I think. I was on the site the other day and spent nearly 3 hours reading through them all.

    The "Jurrasic Park Ford Explorer" was a really funny one too
     
    AC-Coach, Aug 17, 2009 IP
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    MyBizAtHome Guest

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    This was very funny. All of us here enjoyed it and had a good laugh :D
     
    MyBizAtHome, Aug 22, 2009 IP
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    haha nice!!
     
    mohanseenauth, Aug 22, 2009 IP