Ok, seriously, wtf? What the hell am I doing wrong? (See attachment) btw All other modules work including PHP; also Perl works with Apache's CGI
What you're doing wrong appears to be assuming all versions of each piece of software are compatible with eachother, though I could be wrong. Research compatability between your version of Apache, version of Windows, & version of Perl. That situation seems to be the result of incompatible versions in one way or another. Maybe even a missing dependancy. Searching for that specific error message is probably a waste of time if you haven't figured that out already.