Wow - I have never read anything quite so disturbing. http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html I came across this when looking up information for 'volunteer with dolphins' on Google... *shudder*
"I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city." This stuff is excellent. Quality. Pete
The funny thing is, you could post it to a site, and put ads on it, perhaps make it look more "Science/Biological research" etc. and profit!
That site inspired me to steal a few of their questions and answer them myself Practice safe sex which means make sure you have your harpoon. Also, dolphins are notorious for tricking you into sex and saying they are pregnant to get you to pay for their coral addictions so be careful. Buy them a few shots of prawn juice. You can slip a tablet of seaweed in there but you could get arrested as its illegal in most underwater counties Underwater rest stops might be the best place. If you do meet one in a chat room, don't trust their picture. Most dolphins you meet in chat rooms are actually jellyfish pretending to be hot dolphins
Once I saw an episode of Jerry Springer & this one wacko 2 sandwiches short of a picnic guy had a ''relationship'' with a horse. He used to have to wear a helmet and protective gear when they ''had sex'' It was seriously SICK! But the guy seemed genuinely proud that his partner was a frikkin' horse. So yeh, I can well believe that this isn't a joke.