Thinking of getting married? Read this first!

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  1. -MDT

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    #21
    Lol, good guide to marriage XD
     
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  2. YIAM

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    #22
    What problem could arise if I want to upgrade wife 1.0 to wife 2.0. :D
     
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    #23
    You would end up with additional leeching peripherals.
     
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    #24
    It's an old old very old joke
     
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  5. Ezhel

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    #25
    it's really funny huh!!but it was definitely true...;)
     
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    #26
    hahaha....this was the funniest thing I´ve read in a long time
     
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    #27
    LOL! great stuff. :D

    You're right, but using Legal Separation 1.0 , annulment 1.0, or Divorce 1.1 will cause Alimony-Child Support 1.0 to drain your available resources. :D
     
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    #28
    LOL! go get wife 2.0, the other version! hehe!
     
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    #29
    Read this one before.. but still good for a laungh :D
     
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  10. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #30
    OMG this is hilarious. Best of today.:) Its damn good one.:)
     
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    #31
    funny I liked it
    irreversible installation "wife1.0"
     
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  12. druni85

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    #32
    I liked
    "WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3" :)
     
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    #33
    Go to ...

    C:\Program Files\MSN\MSNCoreFiles\OOBE\wife1.0.dll

    then Shift Delete .
     
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    #34
    i rather format first the system into two before installing wife 1.0 so i could sometimes boot on secretary with short skirt 3.3! :(
     
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    #35
    Haha! that's so cool! Getting married is just like installing an upgrade! Nice Post! :D
     
    fej, May 15, 2007 IP
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    #36
    OMG !!!!!! Thats funny :D
     
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    #37
    Apparently Google has a sense of humor.. I posted this on my blog and get a load of the Adsense ad that popped up:

    [​IMG]

    :D
     
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    #38
    Ha, good stuff.

    I'm supposed to be married in 51 days... :(
     
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    #39
    Lmao this is so funny. Thanks for sharing.

    - Prilep :D
     
    prilep, May 16, 2007 IP
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    #40
    Good one. Love this kind of humor.
     
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