Think you could handle it?

especially the virgins part... you've never had one of those have you?

 

I love it when you put all your eggs in one basket. It shows your intelligence yet again.

 

More than one. Being without the crappy restrictions of religion and other people's predefined morals, I have no regret about it either.

You have no idea what your missing

 

Lol, I think you were brainwashed too, let me guess your Catholic?
I have been a saved Christian for over 20 years.
Lets bash you now!

 

Mormon video

check this out... pretty funny

 

That's what I was going to say.

 

Oh, I'm sure he's had himself.

 

Nice video To be honest I didnt know you mormons were the door knocking types, over here in Europe it's the Jehovas Witnesses we have to turn the hose pipe on every other day.

 

Now why would you do that? Have you actually talked to them at all?

 

Yeah "J-Dubs" are pretty fun to bash with. What I dont understand about their religion is, if they believe that only 144,000 people are accepted into heaven... why would you go out and try to convert people? I would hold my place in heaven greedily

 

I'd sure like to know where all those virgins are kept

 

It's that frame of mind that won't get you anywhere at all. It's that frame of mind that society today promotes. "Me first" attitude is the biggest problem in the world.

There's a lot more to it about the 144,000 chosen by God. I can show you in many places in the Bible.

Col

 

I was kidding about the hose pipe, I have told a few where to go though and the reason is that when you tell them you're not interested they don't pay attention, oh, and the smarmy bastards tend to smile condescendingly at you.

 

Wisconsin. We keep em' on ice.

 

Well, I would never not pay attention and I also would not smile at you that way either.

 

If you want virgins you have to chose Islam. If you want your own planet and lots of wives you have to chose mormon. I'm not sure what the scientologists prize is? Or what the JW's get.. maybe col can help us out?

 

But why risk going to hell if you are already one of the 144? I sure wouldnt want some guy i converted by knocking on his door taking my place after all the work i did. maybe there is something about it i dont know (knocking on doors assures you a place in heaven maybe?) i dunno...

 

But what about Atheists?

 

Im not sure what you mean by this whole "own planet" thing. we believe that people have the potential to become gods, like unto the father through faithfulnes. does that include getting your own planet? im not sure...

 

OK then, I'm converting to an islamormist and moving to Wisconsin.