Things Women Can't do...

I came across this thread on another forum, So I thought I'd post it here and see what you guys thought about it.

Things Women Can't Do:
1.Understand a film plot
2.Park
3.Read a map (sorry mum)
4.Rob a bank
5.Resist Ikea
6.Tell a joke
7.Play pool
8. Eat a kebab while walking
9.Get told off without crying
10.Understand fruit machines
11.Make a decent bacon sarnie
12.Walk past a shoe shop
13.Not comment on other womens clothes
14.Use small amounts of loo paper
15.Get a round in
16.Get to the point
17.Eat a really hot curry
18.Sit in a room for five minuteswithout saying "I'm cold"
19.Have their money ready before getting on the bus
20.Clean out a tropical fish tank
21.Open a jar
22.Ask you to open a jar without then saying "I loosened it for you"
23.Get this far without arguing with at least one of the above.


P.S. I'm not Sexist

 

Get the thread closed before you get flamed

 

or Shot, lol.

 

One thing that most men cannot do.....

*Understand a Woman !!

Regards,

RightMan

 

I hear that, but thats what makes them so fascinating, and not just a little bit scary too

Please direct all flaming towards: http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.php?showtopic=17619

Thanks

 

woman are not meant to be understood, thats what makes them so fasinating. if men understood women, then the world would be a boring place, and woman wouldnt have anything to moan about.

 

Women can't keep quiet too

 

Lucky it didn't say "Get this far without arguing either with at least one of the above or with this one."

Maybe not, but evidently I am ...

 

Yeah shame it didn't say that... I am surprised that there haven't been any objections to these sayings from any female DPer's

 

Wait till they get back from Ikea..

 

lol, your going to get struck by lightning lol

 

As one of the many female members all I can say is

 

most of these on the list are lame and untrue at ALL and i find the list sexist

 

Dont shoot the messanger I just came across the list I didn't write it! lol

 

I do have a hard time reading a map, but that's why there is Mapquest!

 

Your never lost, just momentarily displaced!