No, they don't actually call me that - it is there just to get your attention. I'll be honest with you, I'm not here on some mission to get to know some random people from the Internet and I'll not tell you that this site is a great place like the rest of the Introduction threads (In all honestly it looks like crap with all the uninspired greens). I'm here for a singular reason of running a logo design contest in Marketplace so I will need to post a lot of agreeable or witty crap so people like my posts, so that I can post in the Marketplace. When it comes to me I'm just an IT guy. I do IT, all kinds of IT. Programming, Web Development, Networking, System Administration - you name it, I probably have done it before.
Wrong kind of attention. This will get you banned and won't make you revenue or get you contacts. Try another approach.