I've mentioned before I'm a big Minnesota Vikings fan... One of the Running Backs, Onterrio Smith, got caught at airport security with... get this... dried urine and one of these: The Whizzinator Apparently, it's a prosthetic... uh... well... you know... Also doubles as a novelty sports bottle I had no idea such a thing existed.
Not a good thing for ole Onterrio, he already has 2 strikes. Guess he just can't stay away from the "gonja"
TOm sizemore got busted w/ that too! http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/sports/football/11623902.htm