The Wedding Test [Joke - Adult]

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by web_hunk, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. #1
    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one, last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'


    And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car. :D
     
    web_hunk, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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  2. crystak

    crystak Well-Known Member

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    #2
    Yup, heard it before.
     
    crystak, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    kristine anne Banned

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    #3
    hehe .... dont forget it!
     
    kristine anne, Jun 26, 2008 IP
  4. doubler

    doubler Active Member

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    #4
    I don't think it is a joke, It is a big Lesson for those who couldn't control their feelings in such kind of situation, anyways i liked it very much, thanks... :)
     
    doubler, Jun 26, 2008 IP
  5. ac3_spad3s

    ac3_spad3s Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Agreed, more like a lesson of life. That was a great story. Luckily you made the right decision.
     
    ac3_spad3s, Jun 26, 2008 IP
  6. web_hunk

    web_hunk Peon

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    #6
    I agree that its a good lesson. :)

    Hey, its not me in the joke/story! :D
     
    web_hunk, Jun 26, 2008 IP
  7. homebizseo

    homebizseo Peon

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    #7
    i never heard that lol hahahahahahahahaha

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    homebizseo, Jun 26, 2008 IP
  8. abang

    abang Active Member

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    #8
    nice joke...lol
     
    abang, Jun 26, 2008 IP
  9. Cylon

    Cylon Peon

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    #9
    so the whole family wants to watch him have sex with the sister?
     
    Cylon, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    Romanos Well-Known Member

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    #10
    This joke has a lot of different versions.
     
    Romanos, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    bangalore Peon

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    #11
    I have seen video on Youtube for this joke.
     
    bangalore, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    !Unreal Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Very good. Ive not heard that. Thanks for posting.
     
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    #13
    Hahahaha... i hope got a test like that never :) coz i will not pass this test
     
    jhon99, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    WebmasterTL Banned

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    #14
    I think I've heard this many times already, anyway still funny.. bounce2 [​IMG]
     
    WebmasterTL, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    felzafndy Banned

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    #15
    wow very good story
     
    felzafndy, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    mimm Banned

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    #16
    Nice story. Good advice! :D
     
    mimm, Jun 26, 2008 IP
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    DomainCo.US Well-Known Member

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    #17
    Got it from my email at least 10 times but it never fails to make me laugh...
     
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    #18
    Exactly! Lol
     
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    #19
    I actually thought it was going to be some kind of moralistic story, like the emails that people forward each other that are supposed to make you think about life.

    That ending was hillarious! :D
     
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    #20
    This is the punch line of the joke cum lesson and made me LOL :D
     
    dairyman, Jun 26, 2008 IP