Oh yes, what a topic....... ....This winter in Spain has been bl**dy freezing.....not what I expected when I moved here... Anyhow a joke.....no offence meant to: 1. The Spanish 2. Firemen Q. What do you call 2 Spanish firemen A. Hose A & Hose B A bloke walks into a pet shop and ask's for a wasp. Pet shop owner replies...We don't sell wasps in here. Bloke replies...I saw one in the window yesterday... Ian