Here's a list of really creative smileys and their meanings. They are so funny - especially the second half. I found it by chance and decided to share it with you. Enjoy! (-: User is left handed. %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. :*) User is drunk. [:] User is a robot. User is wearing sunglasses. B Sunglasses on head. : User wears normal glasses. B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses. 8 User is a little girl. :-{) User has a mustache. :-{} User wears lipstick. { User wears a toupee. }:-( Toupee in an updraft. :-[ User is a vampire. :-E Bucktoothed vampire. :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing. :-7 User juust made a wry statement. :-* User just ate something sour. ~ User drools. :-~) User has a cold. :'-( User is crying. :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying. :-@ User is screaming. :-# User wears braces. :^) User has a broken nose. :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way. :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face. :<) User is from an Ivy League School. :-& User is tongue tied. = User is a hosehead. - User is a punk rocker. -:-( Real punk rockers don't smile. :=) User has two noses. +- User is the Pope or holds some other religious office. ` User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. , Same thing...other side. |-I User is asleep. |-O User is yawning/snoring. :-Q User is a smoker. :-? User smokes a pipe. O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O User is an angel (at heart, at least). :-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco. :-S User just made an incoherent statement. :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed. :-C User is really bummed. <|-) User is Chinese. <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. :-/ User is skeptical. C= User is a chef. @= User is pro-nuclear war. *< User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat. :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! 3:] Pet smiley. 3:[ Mean Pet smiley. d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E- User is a Ham radio operator. :-9 User is licking his/her lips. %-6 User is braindead. [ User is wearing a walkman. I User is an egghead. <:-I User is a dunce. K User is a little kid with a propeller beenie. @ User is wearing a turban. :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley. .-) User only has one eye. ,-) Ditto...but he's winking. X-( User just died. 8 User is a wizard. -=* User is a TeX wizard. Source: http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/ascii/smileys.html