A typical conversation between a husband who returns late from work as a computer programmer and a house wife. Husband :"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn... Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse ? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ... Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!... Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : Default Parameter. Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : Access denied. File in use... He proceeds to the shower and spends there all evening! Wife : What took you so long? Husband : You gave me a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." Hope you like it....