The TOP 10 Things Samuel L Jackson SHOULD've said in The Phantom Menace!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by scurvy, Nov 29, 2009.

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    Heres one of the internet's most famous stories. Its old now but its very hard to find anymore even with Google so I decided to post it here.

    When Samuel L Jackson was said to star in the new Star Wars movies someone wrote a list of lines he should say in the movies based on his past work. :)

    Heres the classic list that spread around the then early world wide web like wildfire! ENJOY!


    The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character "Jedi Master Mace Wendu" Say in the Star Wars Prequels are:

    10. You don't need to see my g***amn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherf**kin' droids you're looking for.

    9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**kers.

    8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**kin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

    7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the f**k we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

    6. Feel the Force, motherf**ker!

    5. "What" ain't no planet I ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

    4. You sendin' the Fett? Sh**, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

    3. Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

    2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bit*h?

    1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother F**ker."
     
    scurvy, Nov 29, 2009 IP
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    D:
    just D:
     
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  3. malcolm1

    malcolm1 Prominent Member

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    Hello...

    Lol are you watching the star wars special on tv right now?

    Im on computer typing this and listening to TV and them talk about it on - History Channel

    thx
    M1
     
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    scurvy Well-Known Member

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    Like it? :)
     
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    malcolm1 Prominent Member

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    lol yea... i grew up with star wars and star trek :D

    laterz
    M1
     
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    :D Some great lines there!
     
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    scurvy Well-Known Member

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    Yes master. :p
     
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