Taking into account recent events, in an attempt to lighten the mood & get us all to agree on something I bring to you this joke... It is dated & very India-centric, so some of it won't apply now & you probably won't know who these people are if you don't know much about India. Funny read all the same. Original source: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/70461-post190.html
You could add one more. Teesta Setalavad : "I have information from reliable sources that the chicken was a Moslem and it was made to cross the road by RSS workers who wanted to get it killed. We will immediately bring this to our media's attention and ask the government to set up a commission."
The funny quotes were assumed to be made when BJP was in power at New Delhi. Now, it is the Congress and those who closely follow the Indian politics only can enjoy the jokes
Excellent comments..laughed my heart out......but you missed including Gujarat Chief Minister.... She would add....Narendra Modi was standing with a stick on the side of the road and forcing the chicken to get on the road..to get killed.... Regards, RightMan