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The Shitty Links Directory + Deep Shitty Links too!

Discussion in 'Directories' started by dvduval, Dec 8, 2012.

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    Dare someone to do it!

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    Thanks for clicking over to our shitty directory from our shitty squeeze page where we prey on people's dreams of making millions all from a bunch of shitty links.

    By submitting your link to this directory, you understand that your site sucks, and will be places in no particular order, probably in the Arts section next to other shitty links about flowers and pharmaceuticals. This will be your first step in receiving the highly coveted Unnatural Links Penalty, and if your site is REALLY shitty you'll get the most sought after price of all: Google Banned Award

    Now after you cut and paste the same title, description and URL, you'll have the opportunity to place as many as 50 "deep shit links" to other shitty stuff on your site. We are then going to use an article spinner, pingomatic and autosubmitter to shit stain your site across our Shitty Directory Network 1000 more times.

    You'll receive all this for $1!

    What are you waiting for?

    Are you ready to get banned or what?!
     
    dvduval, Dec 8, 2012 IP
  2. quickhaggle

    quickhaggle Peon

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    #2
    Very truly said.
    Why would someone still want to submit links to directories "shitty".
     
    quickhaggle, Dec 9, 2012 IP
  3. YMC

    YMC Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Sad part is you know people would submit to such a site.

    Thanks for a good giggle though.

    The only thing you left out was selling homepage and footer links to all takers.
     
    YMC, Dec 9, 2012 IP
  4. suwandichen13

    suwandichen13 Well-Known Member

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    #4
    what happen? am i miss some information? lol
     
    suwandichen13, Dec 12, 2012 IP
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    snakeair Notable Member

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    lol

    I could see someone making this directory right now. I wonder if they could use adwords to promote the directory. Would be some interesting ad campaigns.

    Don't forget this directory needs to add adsense blocks on the submission page and on all the shitty pages.
     
    snakeair, Dec 13, 2012 IP
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    silencer Notable Member

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    Guys!!! You've blown my secret project!!! GAWD!!!!
     
    silencer, Dec 13, 2012 IP
  7. SEO_WatchDog

    SEO_WatchDog Well-Known Member

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    With a price like that I am going to throw some shit over my competitors! That is how I get from page 9 to page 1!
     
    SEO_WatchDog, Dec 14, 2012 IP
  8. PassGoSEO

    PassGoSEO Member

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    Fantastic idea! Someone do it!
     
    PassGoSEO, Dec 14, 2012 IP
  9. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #9
    Lucky I wasn't eating something when reading this.

    You have a sick sick mind :p
     
    dcristo, Dec 14, 2012 IP
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    emdadblog Member

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    What a thought ! love it. Happy shitty links directory to everyone except me.
     
    emdadblog, Dec 14, 2012 IP
  11. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #11
    That's a bit shitty of you :p
     
    dcristo, Dec 14, 2012 IP
  12. dvduval

    dvduval Notable Member

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    I consider that a compliment! :)
     
    dvduval, Dec 14, 2012 IP