Dare someone to do it! ------------------------------------ Thanks for clicking over to our shitty directory from our shitty squeeze page where we prey on people's dreams of making millions all from a bunch of shitty links. By submitting your link to this directory, you understand that your site sucks, and will be places in no particular order, probably in the Arts section next to other shitty links about flowers and pharmaceuticals. This will be your first step in receiving the highly coveted Unnatural Links Penalty, and if your site is REALLY shitty you'll get the most sought after price of all: Google Banned Award Now after you cut and paste the same title, description and URL, you'll have the opportunity to place as many as 50 "deep shit links" to other shitty stuff on your site. We are then going to use an article spinner, pingomatic and autosubmitter to shit stain your site across our Shitty Directory Network 1000 more times. You'll receive all this for $1! What are you waiting for? Are you ready to get banned or what?!
Sad part is you know people would submit to such a site. Thanks for a good giggle though. The only thing you left out was selling homepage and footer links to all takers.
lol I could see someone making this directory right now. I wonder if they could use adwords to promote the directory. Would be some interesting ad campaigns. Don't forget this directory needs to add adsense blocks on the submission page and on all the shitty pages.
With a price like that I am going to throw some shit over my competitors! That is how I get from page 9 to page 1!