The seven habits of highly effective slackers

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  1. #1
    These are,

    1. Don't volunteer yourself for anything.
    2. Always send emails when making a request to another employee.
    3. Never inform people that you finish things early.
    4. Follow the instructions on How to sneak out of the office early (and often).
    5. Never skip lunch or eat lunch at your desk.
    6. Never allow others to take credit for your work.
    7. On especially lazy days, if your office has wifi, book a conference room with other effective slackers (probably your Work Posse) for the entire day.



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  2. SplinteredMedia

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    #2
    you obviously knew my old boss >.<
     
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    #3
    it's not about working hard...

    ... it's about working smart ;)
     
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    #4
    Currently i am student, so this will be applicable for me after few days :D
     
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    #5
    This sounds much like a lot of my friends :D
     
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  6. ltimranjaved

    ltimranjaved Peon

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    #6
    of course working smart is the best
     
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  7. ltimranjaved

    ltimranjaved Peon

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    #7
    ok but for time being u repeat these things everyday in your mind so they stick firmly in the mind so that u never forget that :p :p
     
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  8. ltimranjaved

    ltimranjaved Peon

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    #8

    you have just few frineds ,my company is full of such people :p :p
     
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    #9
    Hi there

    Yes I have experience with such peoples :)

    Regards
    WS
     
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    #10
    Nice tips. Maybe you will get fired, but never the less they are nice. :)
     
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    ltimranjaved Peon

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    #11


    dont worry,its just smart work
    :p
     
    ltimranjaved, May 16, 2009 IP
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    Get others to buy you a coffee :D
     
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  13. hash1

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    #13
    Haha this made me laugh thanks for this.
     
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    #14
    whether its working less, more or smart ..you just have to work if you want to reap the rewards :D
     
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    #15
    haha i find myself doing tis every day.

    i hate being lazy
     
    plouyd, May 17, 2009 IP