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The return of Slavery

Discussion in 'Copywriting' started by Kraven2, Jun 12, 2010.

  1. EMO_Ralez

    EMO_Ralez Peon

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    #381
    if they arent even accepted by ezinearticles when i got promised "quality within timeframe", I'm not happy and seriously doubt if they are any good. My theorie on ghostwriters is like mushrooms feed them and keep them in the dark. I usualy send strict article structures etc. If seen ghostwriters had such bad english that they used weird sentences to reach the word countSEMrush
     
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    SEMrush
  2. atreides

    atreides Peon

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    #382
    Your theories on ghostwriters are ridiculous and offensive. Allow me the pleasure to explain the basic principle of hiring copywriters: Pay peanuts, get monkeys
     
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  3. atreides

    atreides Peon

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    #383
    Coffee

    Wiki
    Gloria Jeans
    CoffeeHit
     
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  4. Kraven2

    Kraven2 Active Member

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    #384
    Most likely this one
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  5. atreides

    atreides Peon

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    #385
    I believe you may well be right, PictureMaster. lol
     
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  6. Kraven2

    Kraven2 Active Member

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    #386
    May I inquire how much you paid those Ghostwriters to do the job?
     
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    WebBuddy Well-Known Member

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    #387
    Are the sentence structure weirder than yours? Well, that in itself would be a big task to accomplish. LOL ...
    Btw, your theories on how to treat ghostwriters are enlightening and extremly revolutionary. Could you also please enlighten us with the steps you take to ensure that they remain in "dark" ?
     
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  8. atreides

    atreides Peon

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    #388
    If you don't mind, may I take a stab at answering that?
    Blindfolded, waterboarded, sensory deprivation. PLus Kraven's big cat at the door
     
    atreides, Jul 30, 2010 IP
  9. WebBuddy

    WebBuddy Well-Known Member

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    #389
    I could, for one, bear all of these except for the cat. Kraven's cat sends shivers down my spine :D Hope Kraven won't lend the cat to EMO_Hitler ... errr EMO_Ralez (oops - just a typo .. where is the edit button? Can't seem to find it - maybe it is bcoz of the sensory deprivation that staying in darkness has caused )
     
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  10. Kraven2

    Kraven2 Active Member

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    #390
    How fitting in a "Return of Slavery" thread

    See? I was right!

    Edit: And he can't afford to hire my cat!
     
    Last edited: Jul 30, 2010
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  11. WebBuddy

    WebBuddy Well-Known Member

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    #391
    After 20 pages comes the rightful owner of the thread. Do we have some kind of trophy for him?
     
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  12. Kraven2

    Kraven2 Active Member

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    #392
    Sure we do:
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    Kraven2, Jul 30, 2010 IP
  13. j3rr3my8

    j3rr3my8 Active Member

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    #393
    Well I think we reached the point where you think you are right, and I think I am right.

    I'll put down my sword if you will ;)
     
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  14. atreides

    atreides Peon

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    #394
    I have to say, I share your sentiments mate. The cat...it's just not right. Not right at all.
    And yeah, the edit button does seem to disappear at the most inopportune moment...
     
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  15. atreides

    atreides Peon

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    #395
    lol. I bet you couldn't find a more perfect post even if you paid for it..
     
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    atreides Peon

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    #396
    Hold on there, lad! This is a family forum. Save your sexual innuendos behind closed threads. Get a room you two!
     
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    gvannorman Well-Known Member

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    #397
    I believe that there is a common feeling when it comes to this thread. And that is to keep it going. Maybe its time for everyone to read from the first post again and lets see if we can actually get back to the point of the thread. Then again maybe not...that is 20 pages to read and I really am not up to that right now. Can someone get me a beer please?
     
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  18. atreides

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    Perry? Perry?
    Someone's looking for you...
     
    atreides, Jul 30, 2010 IP
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    #399

    this thread has gone seriously off topic - after all, surely the important thing is...

    what does Kraven's cat cost to hire, and are discounts available for longer durations?
     
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  20. atreides

    atreides Peon

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    You are absolutely correct CB. Thanks for bringing us back to topic. However, forgive me for this small segway.b

    Kraven2:I'm an easy guy and tend to give people what they are afte
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    Innocent comment, or, is there more to this than meets the eyes?

    Observe Jeremy's response above to further validate this conjecture.

    Something is fishy in the state of Denmark, and its not Hamlet's stale beer!
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    You may return to the cat now.
     
    atreides, Jul 31, 2010 IP